3 II

"huang cutie, hello~" renjun looks up to be greeted by an eyesmile from his assigned 119 agent. "does the school know you work for a sex hotline?" "nope." renjun then proceeds to look back down and focus on his sketchbook. "yah~ you called for assistance yet you're not even gonna look at me?" jeno whines.

renjun gave in and looked up again, eyebrow raised as the boy just giggled and scooted closer to him. "as your 119 agent, i advice you to go and socialize. you're such a pretty boy yet you're not even gonna use your assets?"

jeno just sat there, observing his long-time crush turned client. god knows how much he wants to just make the fuck out with him right then and there but he kept his cool. "but as i said, jeno... there are hardly any cuties here!" renjun complained, making jeno pout.

"am i not cute, baby?" he asks, leaning closer with a cute grin on his face. "no bitch. you ain't." renjun deadpanned before packing his stuff and leaving the flirty 119 agent all alone.

god this is gonna be hard! jeno thought before following renjun to wherever his tiny feet would lead him. "renjun~ my hyungs won't give me my salary if they don't see me helping you!" jeno whines, making the smaller one giggle. "then be broke and perish, jeno."

no, jeno wasn't having any of that shit. the teenager proceeded to run after renjun, grabbing him by the hand. "you. are. gonna. socialize. go to a party with me! it'll be fun~ and there are gonna be students from other schools too." jeno says, wriggling his eyebrows. "and you think there'll be someone who fits my ideal type?" renjun retorts, making jeno pout curiously.

"well renjun... what is your ideal type?" this question made renjun stare off in the distance, a smile on his face as his tensed body visibly relaxed.

"i'd want someone amazing, jeno! someone who can brighten up my world the way i brighten up my fucking bedroom by switching on the lights." renjun says, smiling softly before looking at jeno dead in the eyes.

lee jeno, who was, admittedly close to dying of laughter, faked a cough before asking renjun to continue. "i also want someone who's sweet, a guy who would know when i want cuddles and when i need the genuine love and support; someone who can easily make me laugh and someone who'll wholeheartedly listen to my rants may they be about life or fucking aliens because baby let's raid area 51 would be my equivalent of huang renjun, will you marry me?"

"physical aspects?" "someone taller than me, pretty smile, soft stare, somewhat sharp-looking nose, physically fit, pretty voice; the usual cliché shit, i guess?"

jeno silently took note of every word he said before he decided to walk around the campus with renjun. "so mr. cupid, how am i gonna fucking get laid?" "dUDE NO-"

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