Comments of chapter undefined of Dual Cultivation

Hello everybody. It's me again, Gandalf, here with your occasional jokes that are definitely not stolen and definitely not unoriginal. ~ One day, there was an overweight guy who was watching TV. A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the guy, thinking what the hell, signs up for it. Next morning an incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign about her neck that reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me." As soon as he sees her, she takes off running. He tries to catch her, but is unable. This continues for a week, at the end of which, the man has lost 10 pounds. After this he tries the next weight loss plan, 15 pounds in a week. The next morning an even more beautiful woman is standing at the door, in similar conditions. The same happens with her as the first woman, except he almost catches her. This continues for a week, at the end of which he, as suspected, weighs 15 pounds less. Excited about this success, he decides to do the master program. Before he signs up, he is required to sign a waiver and is warned about the intensity of this plan. Still he signs up. The next morning, waiting at the door, is a hulking 300 pound muscle man with nothing but a pair of running shoes, a raging erection, and a sign around his neck that says, "If I catch you, you're mine!" The man was supposed to lose 25 pounds in the week, he lost 34.

Imagine when Su Yang finally sees an item he wants to buy but the girl isn't done yet, so whenever Su Yang bids a price, it always gets accompanied by choking sounds which would get the crowd confused af. "I bid 100 *Kgh* Spirit *Kgh* Stones *Kgh*."

"Feeding creamed soup to a woman with his extra large straw" ehehe

i bet that when she get's his creamed soup she will have a breakthrough...

Goddamnit author-san. If you are planning to release a 18+ scene like this dont give us the blue balls 😑

A short dirty story: Ben asks his new girlfriend for a h*nd job. “I’ve never done that” she says, “What do I do ?” “Well” replies Ben, “remember when you were a kid and you’d shake a coke bottle and spray your brother with it … that’s what you do.” She nods, so he pulls his manhood out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A minute later, he has tears running down his face, snot flowing from his nose and wax flying from his ears. She asks ‘Whats wrong ?‘ Ben cries “TAKE YOUR F**KING THUMB OFF THE END!”

I thought it would be Exhibitionism and voyeurism

İts time to du du du du du al cultivate I activate Blue-Eyes White Dragon in attack position

You know author/translator San I will say last time...... when you start this type of chapter then you must complete (H scene must finished in one go if not then you will be bearing the crushes by others) it with 1,2,3,..... just complete it don't leave it half finished THANKS FOR CHAPTER 😖

1st

i like this girl

i see wiki for novel and say she is su yang wife

+1 for smooth yang

See this! I just gifted the story: Balloon

What!? I'm really on the spot on my previous judgement!? That's so nice! I'm a Seer! A DragonRabbit Seer!

What a twist huh?

Thanks for the chapter :D

wow

Gracias

thanks