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“Last night, two kids went missing from Jiujiang’s Children’s Home, and I went to help them look for the missing kids. We followed the trail into the deep mountain and discovered a village filled with deformed people. The whole village is just like a tomb where joyful occasions are shunned, and funerals are welcomed. There are white lanterns and paper money everywhere. When I arrived, they were in the middle of a ceremony with babies in bamboo baskets and a red coffin standing upright. The woman at the village held a pair of scissors in her hand as she carried the babies into the ancestral hall. When she exited, her clothes are drenched in fresh blood…” When questioned about your tardiness, f*ck the common sh*t like getting struck in traffic, the alarm not going off or your grandma dying, hit them so hard with something so creepy that they'll shut the f*ck up and ask you to stop explaining yourself and just get back to work.