Exlor
"You've all heard of our 'Soldier' product line. It did wonders to stabilize humanity's crumbling defense lines throughout the latter half of the Sand War. Now, with the crisis averted, it's time for a new lineup to take the stage. The LMC is proud to introduce our new line 'Vampire' mechs!! My debut into 2nd-class design is a series of landbound melee mechs with Energy Siphoning capabilities! This new product line includes a knight, skirmisher, swordsman and spearman. No matter your weapon of choice, there's something for everyone!" -Ves, at a Product Reveal being projected throughout the Cluster.
Gloriana narrowed her eyes in suspicion. She briefly turned around and picked up Clixie. "Is he lying, Clixie?" "Miaow!" Though Gloriana didn't speak cat, she could still interpret Clixie's hiss! "I thought so!" She nodded with certainty. "So spill, Ves. Who's the technical consultant that provided all of these solutions?" "It's all me!" "You're not that smart!" Ves, looking at Lucky suspiciously, “You told Clixie didn’t you? Don’t you know how to keep secrets?” “Meow!” “I don’t care if you tail swore her secrecy. How else could Gloriana have figured it out that fast!?” “Meow” “Don’t turn your and float away with that attitude… I verified with Mx S that I am that smart.” Zanthar and Maikel approached and Maikel asked, “Uncle are you having relationship problems again? You should ask Zanthar for advice. He almost got to first base with Catherine over on the Redfeather.” Zanthar offered, “I showcased my quantum Mech skills on the Bright Warrior and even planned the sleeping schedule to share the same bunk. How quantum is that?” Maikel continued, “It almost worked Uncle, however we think she might not be into guys. She clouded his nebula and left his rocket 🚀 unlaunched.” “I can’t believe you two are wasting all those candies I gave you on schemes to get laid. Maybe Gloriana, Clixie and Lucky are right… I’m not that smart.”
Screw you Gloriana It's not enough he's doing what he can, you have a need to demonstrate you're superior. True, the system is cheating, but so is all those enhancements you've been blessed with. Everybody has their own secrets, deal with it. After this, I hope Ves forever vets her from using his own cheatcode