A rabbit causing problems

*Ding*

'FOR FUCKS SAKE I'M TRYING TO NAP! FUCK OFF!''

<Wow, rude. host Myr Aeternum has received an endorsement from subordinate Tristan Lovelace. Distributing rewards, asshole>

Gritting her teeth, Myr was about to retort when Team Neko rolled up next to her and Chocola jumped up onto her lap.

"Mom, the girls and I have a question for you."

Smiling and caressing her body, Myr nodded. "Of course Chocola, what did you want to ask?"

Chocola's "eyes" shifted colors and she quietly asked "Can we turn into cat girls like you?"

Myr nodded while feeling massively guilty that she'd been neglecting that for so long.

"I'm so sorry Chocola I keep putting off giving you cat girl forms. Follow me to your room, I'll give you all a cat girl form."

Team Neko cheered and Azuki said "It's okay Mom, we know that you've been extremely busy lately. We just wanted to ask since you had the day off."

Myr smiled and hugged all of them. "Thank you for being so understanding. Mom will make you your bodies and let you all freely use an unlimited supply of my Neko Tech. I'll also be giving you all a lot of safety and protective measures, like super speed, super strength, and the ability and knowledge to use any weapon. You'll be super strong like your other two sisters!"

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"Alright girls, I'm going to power you all down for a moment so you don't feel any discomfort from this."

Team Neko all agreed as Myr powered them down.

'Alright, here we go.'

Snapping her fingers, Myr's nanomachines went to work and made their bodies after surging towards them.

Forming their bodies while giving them the ability to change forms was a little tricky because she added that ability later and not when she formed them.

Giving them the abilities and protective measures was quite easy with a massive amount of enchantments, hexes, curses, and mana, all of which were untraceable.

The forms that she gave them were exactly how she pictured them to be; the cat girls from a favorite game of hers, Nekopara.

Once their bodies were complete, Myr gave them their casual clothes and also gave them working reproductive organs and mammary glands with the ability to grow as they get older if they so chose.

This was due to the fact that Myr was confident that they all would find someone that they would want to settle in with or take as a spouse. It pained her to think like that, but she quickly accepted that if she watched over them too much, she'd drive them away and hurt them, which she absolutely didn't want.

Snapping her fingers again, Myr woke them all up, and as they sat up and opened their eyes, they cheered with excitement.

"""Thank you Mom!""" they all said at the same time. Myr chuckled and hugged each of them and led them down to the kitchen where she started to make lunch.

"What do you girls want to try first? Steak, ribs, pork, cake, soup, noodles?"

Chocola was excited to try food for the first time. "I want to have ice cream!"

This caused Myr to chuckle and rub her head. "You can have ice cream after your meal."

Nodding her head, Chocola thought for a moment. "Could I have some fish? Cats like fish right?"

Myr giggled and hugged all of them. "Sure thing, we can have lots of fish. I'll start making it right away!"

Firing up the burners, ovens, deep friers, and blast smokers, Myr snapped her fingers and a bunch of fish from cod, to bluegill, tuna, perch, walleye, salmon, catfish, swordfish, and sea food like lobster, crab, crawdads, muscles, oysters, clams, and many more alien types such as 3 Headed Outer Tuna, which have 3 heads and look more like a very obese snake than a tuna, Jabolie Sharks which can be found in a completely aquatic world in the Outer Realm, and even some King Reaper Fish, which can only be found in Nekopara, as they were in the lake inside the castle in the millions. How they got there, not even Myr knows. At 20 meters long, they had a maw filled with 12 rows of razor sharp teeth, two grabber arms that ended in a sharp point, and had sensory organs where the middle of their eyes would be. Completely black in color, they blended in with the water almost perfectly, and due to their size and strength, even Chloe could die if she were to fight one and didn't give it her all.

The fish, however, basically worshipped Myr as their goddess, and when she asked if any of them wanted to become her and her family's meal as a joke, all of them wanted to be the one to feed their goddess and her family, which slightly disturbed her to say the least. Picking on at random, he willingly committed suicide by crushing his own heart, which she found out they can do. The other King Reaper Fish promised to offer themselves up if the need arises, which Myr thanked them for, which caused all of the fish to yell out in joy that their goddess thanked them.

When she dived in a couple weeks later, she saw an absolutely massive shrine of her made out of old King Reaper Fishes bones, which she forced a smile and thanked them again. She even got to see baby King Reaper Fishes, and the baby ones were already 50cm long and had 2 rows of teeth.

Cutting the King Reaper Fish down it's belly, she emptied out the organs and burned them, as the organs contained a lethal toxin to anyone but Myr, Tenshi, and Team Neko due to their bodies automatically nullifying the toxin thanks to the Nanomachines.

Cutting the head off, Myr took out the brain and sensory organ, as the muscles in the head make great jerky that tastes a lot like teriyaki chicken, and pulls out the teeth, most of which were larger than her head to sell to Hephaestus, as their melting point could only be reached by a few flames on the planet. The teeth themselves were stronger than Adamantite, making them perfect for a unique weapon or armor, plus Hephaestus always bought new material that could be used in forging.

In the mean time, Myr was using her cooking divinity to prepare all of the food at once. Fish was being fried, baked, grilled, skewers were made, soup was being cooked, crab, lobster, and crawdads were being boiled, and the King Reaper Fish was being cooked using her magic due to it's enormous size. Seasoning was being sprinkled, and the side dishes were being cooked.

A couple of hours later, the Loki Familia showed up along with Loki herself and Chocola. Then came the Hostess of Fertility group with Vanilla, Hephaestus and her Familia with Coconut, Freya and her Familia with Azuki, Miach and his Familia with Cinnamon, Ourania with Maple, Ganesha and his Familia and Bucky with Nox, and Tenshi with Demeter and her Familia.

Myr wasn't quite sure what prompted Tenshi to go and get Demeter, but she was content nonetheless.

When everyone smelled Myr's cooking, even the usually stoic and cold Ottar could be seen drooling a little, and Myr later found out that he was one the biggest fans of her cooking from Freya.

Bucky walked up to Myr and gave her a bro hug which she gladly returned.

"Say Myr, I was wondering.. Do you know of any good places to take Shakti for a date?"

Myr grinned and chuckled. "Sure I do. There's an observatory on the 2nd floor that's complete with a balcony and a real view of the world. Take her there near sunset, it's just up the stairs and 12 rooms to the left. I'll send a few WaiterBots to bring you some light cake and tea. Trust me Bucky, she'll love it."

Bucky smiled and thanked Myr, who simply chuckled at how quick Shakti and Bucky got together. Loki came up and leaned against the wall and took in the aroma.

"Ya' know Myr, it's been almost 3 years since you came here. If someone would've told me that I would've gotten and adopted daughter that became an insanely powerful goddess, I'd have laughed and called them an idiot. I'm glad that you came here Myr, you sure know how to spice up everyone's lives."

Myr smiled and went and hugged Loki, which surprised her but made her happy nonetheless. "I'm glad you took me in and adopted me Mom, even though I give everyone headaches. Thank you, truly."

Loki's eyes opened as she smirked. "Don't worry about it. Ya' got yourself your own family now. Speaking of which, where's Chloe?"

Myr herself was puzzled that Chloe wasn't back yet, when all of a sudden, Chloe walked through the front doors carrying Bell like a sack of potatoes, and she was covered in black monster blood, and looked quite perturbed to say the least.

"MYR! I FOUND THE RABBIT!"

Myr choked on her juice she was drinking when she heard how ticked off Chloe sounded. Loki however, thought that this was hilarious and started cackling.

Myr went out to the greeting area and saw a worried Hestia, a pissed Chloe, and an ashamed and embarrassed looking Bell.

Raiding her left eyebrow, Myr asked "What the hell happened here?" to which Chloe responded "The little rabbit somehow, someway, made it down to the 163rd floor, tried using the emergency teleportation talisman, and managed to accidentally break it with a piece of bedrock that a mutated Tank broke off the wall trying to stab him."

Frowning, Myr stood next to Bell and looked down at him and pointedly asked "Oi, rabbit, you trying to die? Not even Ottar has what it takes to kill a Tank, much less a mutated one. How the hell did you even get that far down there anyways?"

Bell looks at Myr and looks away. "I.. I saw an opening near the wall I was at on the 6th floor, and I was being chased by shooter frogs, and I tried hiding there, but a weird glowing circle appeared under me and the next thing I know I was transported to a room with a weird chest. I opened it and I found a silver ring that had a picture of a treasure chest on it, and then that room kicked me out of it and then I was face to face with a giant purple and black monster that had one huge arm that looked like a blade and it roared at me and I ran."

Myr got worked up really quickly and lightly slapped Bell on the face which drew everyone's attention.

"Bell! Do you know what mimics are?! A mimic down on the 163rd floor is a peak level 8 monster! You could've died in less time then it would take for Ottar to run a hundred meter dash! You don't just go opening random shit in a dark and cramped room. Let me guess, there were 3 chests in that room, right?"

Bell nodded and Myr sighed and gritted her teeth.

"Bell, you had a 33 percent chance of walking out of that alive. Please tell me you didn't touch them."

Bell looked panicked and that was all Myr needed to know.

"AGH FUCK IT ALL! GOD DAMN IT BELL!"

Loki rushed to Myr and asked Myr what was wrong, only to have her hand shoved away as Myr growled "Someone keep an eye on this brainless rabbit, I have two Mimics to kill. When a Mimic is touched but not opened, it will start walking up towards the surface until it finds someone or something unfortunate enough to open it. If it doesn't sense a living person with a soul after a 6 hour period, it'll go berserk, raising it's stats to peak level 9. If after 12 hours and it doesn't sense a living person with a soul, it'll enter what I call it's "last stand" mode, because a Mimic will disappear after 24 hours, and will literally sprint up towards the surface until it's either killed, or it kills someone. Either way, it's stats reach peak level 10. Before you suggest letting it expire, I'll have you know that it'll take less than an hour for it to sprint up to the 58th floor from the 163rd floor. It'll take it a little more than an hour and a half to reach the 18th floor. If it reaches the 18th floor, it'll slaughter anyone. Based on what Chloe has told me through telepathy, I have about 53 seconds before it reaches the 18th floor."

With that, Myr teleported to the 23rd floor to intercept the Mimics. Sure enough after 20 seconds, Myr spots the two living chests sprinting at her at full speed.

Sneering, Myr simply slaps the two of them as they burst apart and drop two bottles of pills, which Myr knew were extremely rare items called "Pills of Tricky Vicky", which, when swallowed, allowed a person to take the form of anyone or anything for 24 hours, perfectly copying their targets form, voice, and even clothing which they could take off. The only thing it couldn't copy were the target's stats and/or divinity. Simply put, they were an assassins best friend, and could cause a whole host of problems if they fell into the wrong hands.

Teleporting back, Myr walked up to Bell, picked him up by the collar of his shirt, and sat him down in a chair and handed him a bag that contained 2,000,000 Valis in it and said "Compensation for the two drops I got from the mimics. They're too dangerous to be kept in anyone's hands but Chloe and my own. There's 2,000 G's in there, so go crazy. Don't ever do anything stupid like that again. You may have lucked out this time, but you could easily die if it happened again. You put a lot of people at risk by pulling this little stunt Bell, learn from it. You'll also find 50 teleportation talisman in that bag. If you ever find yourself being chased by monsters you damn well know you can't handle, crush one immediately. Nobody gives a fuck about your pride or your need to get stronger. If you're gonna die, use them. I won't be angry even if you use a thousand of them in a day, but I will be angry if you pull another stunt like this. Besides, the worst part is that you nearly broke Ais' heart. She likes you kid, so don't do this again."

Bell nodded and hugged Myr, which she returned until Ais came running into the room and scooped up Bell into a hug.

Myr left the room to give them some privacy after that and went to check on the food, which was nearly done.

Hestia burst through the kitchen door and worriedly asked "Is Bell-kun going to be alright!?"

Myr grunted and replied "His luck is THE most broken stat of his. I was lying when I said he had a 33 percent chance of surviving. Truth be told, there isn't a real treasure chest among a group of 3 Mimics. They're all Mimics, and they go by the adventurer's luck stat which is normally hidden from view, even to gods and goddesses. If his luck was any lower, he would've died for sure, because a Mimic trap room is designed to kill. The teleportation circle that he somehow found are only supposed to be found on the 120th floor and below."

Hestia paled and ran to go talk to Bell, which caused Myr to sigh as she washed her hands and tended to the food.

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"TO THE RABBIT'S SURVIVAL!"

""""CHEERS!""""

Mugs of drinks could be heard hitting each other amongst the loud cheers of everyone around.

Bell had Ais on one side feeding him, much to hid embarrassment after Myr told Ais that Bell would like that, while Hestia watched the two while pouting.

Ottar was stuffing his face when he thought no one was looking while Freya slowly ate her meal while watching Ottar eat, quite amused at how much he liked Myr's cooking.

Loki was talking with the other gods and goddesses while drunk and Bucky was seen walking with Shakti to the room Myr had told him to visit with her.

Myr had her spot on Chloe's lap with Chloe feeding Myr while rubbing her ears and around them.

Tenshi and Nox were having an eating contest while Team Neko were with each other playing video games while eating.

Ourania was eating while happily talking with whoever she came across, and Demeter was with Hephaestus and Miach chatting away.

All in all, a pretty great time at the Myr Familia mansion, just like usual.