3 Chapter 2 : I hate my life

*TIME SKIP 7 YEARS LATER*

In a kid's playground, there are a lot of kids running around and playing with each other, some playing in the sandbox, there some playing with the slide, and a boy is thinking about his life below the tree while he watching the blue cloudy sky.

The boy appearance is average, with black hair, red eye, and a face still have baby fat on his cheek. His name is takeda hiro the weird kid that always sitting below the tree near the playground.

" Why I'm reincarnated to this world? "

Ugh after 7 years after reincarnated, I realized I'm in a town called kuoh ... WHICH TOWN IS IN THE MAIN SETTING OF AN ANIME OF HIGHSCHOOL DXD !!!, but why are you sure you are in a harem anime that power comes from boobs? Yeah I'm sure, do you know why I'm sure?

" * huff huff* wait for me rin !!! "

" hahaha why are you so slow ise "

Yeah, the ones that running is Irina the tomboy crossdresser, and M*therf*king issei the future harem king and the red dragon emperor. Sigh well at least I'm not reincarnated in boku no pico *shudders*.

While I'm thinking about how to stay away from the main cast, an old man come approached me and said.

"hey kid, why are you all alone here? Don't you want to play with other kids? "

"go away old man can you see I'm busy? "

"busy what? Thinking about boobs?"

My attention is now directed to the old guy, the guy wearing a brown cloak with a fedora, he looks like a pedophile not gonna lie.

"what do you want old man? "

"Well, kid do you want to know the greatest about boobs !!!"

Oh man, this is the guy that makes issei a massive pervert in the future, well I'm going to teach this old man that thighs are superior to lowly boobs.

" meh I like thighs better old man, boobs are overrated anyway *smirk*"

" Tch you young people don't know what you talking about, it's obvious that boobs are the best !! "

The two keep bickering at each other until the sun is down towards miday, the old man and hiro are tired after comparing boobs and thighs, finally the old man said.

"*huff huff* okay kid you won thighs are the best, are you happy?"

"*Huft* yeah I think boobs are not that bad too, but I still choose thighs over boobs anytime soon"

"heh me too kid, what is your name kid? "

"my name is hiro, how about you old man ?"

"hahaha you're honored to know my name, im odin nice to meet you kid !"

I keep my face straight right now because in front of me is a f*king God of Asgard, dammit why I don't realize it yet, odin is the one makes issei pervert degenerate that always likes boobs like a religion.

"well kid nice knowing you but I see a kid there sad lonely and need motivation, see ya kid "

'sigh well I can't prevent issei perverted tendencies, good luck issei ..... WAIT ITS ALREADY IN THE AFTERNOON F*CK MOTHER ALICIA WILL KILL ME'

I run as fast as possible to the church to avoid mother Alicia wrath, and there she are waiting in front of the door with a broom in her hand.

" Ara ara ~~ there you are, you little troublemaker"

'well....im f*cked and my butt going to be the victim, I hate you so much odin' .

A\N : I need to rewatch high school dxd again because I forgot a lot of the scene from the anime well enjoy I guess and give me some feedback :)