2 Chapter 1 : where the f*ck am I ?

*UWAHHH* *UWAHHH*

In the darkness of night, the sound of a baby crying inside a basket can be seen wrapped in a blanket in front of an church echoed across the forest.

The sound of the baby crying makes the sister of the church wake up and look outside the door to look where the sound is.

When the nun opened the door she see a baby in a basket crying, instantly she pick up the baby and embraced him.

"shush shush it's okay little one I'm here"

The baby slowly stops crying and sleeps soundly in the embrace of the nun, while she calms down the baby she sees a sheet of paper inside the basket, the paper said :

" to whoever reads this please take care of our son, in our conditions we can't raise him because we are afraid it could harm him, and he couldn't have a normal childhood, we name him Takeda Hiro our beloved son"

The nun read the massage with a sad expression, she look at the sleeping baby in her arm and said

"It's okay little one I will take care of you, let's get some warm milk and a bed for you shall we? "

The nun then takes him inside the church and the door close shut from the outside cold.

Mc POV :

'Ugh What the f*ck happens to me, wait why I can't see anything ??, and why can't move ??'

I try to open my eyes and struggle to move my legs, and I start to panic because I think I've been kidnaped by someone.

'F*ck do I get kidnapped or something? '

And suddenly I remember something, I just walking down the street after buying a snack from the convince store at night, and a goddamn truck come out of nowhere and drive straight at me at full speed.

On reflex, I dodge it and jump to the side and look back at the truck that just crash into the lamp post.

"heh I almost got isekaied by truck kun "

I got up and want to look for the driver to see if he is okay, but suddenly the truck engine is turn on and drive back at me again, I luckily dodge it again for the second time.

I looked at the truck to see what the f*ck the driver thinking and I don't see any driver inside the truck.

" What the hell, is Elon musk make a f*cking auto drive cybertruck now ?? "

The truck then started revving its engine and looks like ready for round two

" F*ck this sh*t I don't want to get killed by an ai truck"

I start running fast which makes usain bolt jealous and dip it, the truck then goes full speed at me again, and while I'm running I see a river 100 meters from me, I suddenly jump left and the truck flew by into the river.

" heh taste that truck kun, no isekaied victim from you today"

While I trying to get up the truck flew out from the river and flew direct at me, I swear the truck just smile smugly at me

" for f*ck sak- "

And then I see darkness around me, and here we are stuck and I can't open my eyes.

I'm trying to call help but my mouth just makes random noises like some retar*d, then I come to realization my body feels so small and my finger felt so small too.

' am I just got rencarnated and turned into a baby ??, F*CKKKKKK!!!!! do I need to shit and piss on diapers again ?? '

While I having a stroke thinking about my life crisis, I hear a creaking sound from an opening door I feel someone picking me up and hugging me.

"shush shush *** **** ***** *** ** ****"

Suddenly I feel calm from its embrace, I realized it's the Japanese that I just heard just now.

'damn did I reincarnated into an anime, because I need subtitles right now '

I feel sleepy and I'm too tired to think right now, I'll just hope I'm not reincarnated in some harem anime or something.

A\N : hell yeah chapter one is done, I hope you guys like it and please give some feedback and idea for this shitshow that gonna happen to him lol.