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西游之西天送葬团

Author: 一梦黄粱
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“大圣,你为什么跟着那个贼秃去抢劫灵山啊?” “哎,一言难尽啊。当初那贼秃掐着我脖子问我,你是跟我去西天,还是我送你上西天……” “天蓬元帅,你呢?” “他说西行路上怕饿到,随身带点干粮。” “……” 这是一个欢乐、腹黑、一路逗逼横扫的故事。

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