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挨打的四十八种姿势

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  正道六派,四寺,魔教七脉,妖族十二支。今日放下万年仇恨只为一人,世间最为无耻的贼子林充。   六派:“掌门我们所有的阵法都试过了,但是贼子林充依然没有受伤”。   四寺:“主持,我们又有十几个金刚力士累倒了”。   魔教:“魔主,我们的兵器库已经没有兵器了”。   妖族:“妖皇大人,小的们牙齿与爪子都崩坏光了”。   看着不断攻击自己的正邪两道,林充翻了一个身继续睡,醒来应该就可以升级了。   你问他为什么这么硬,那一切都要从他穿越到一个小铜人身上说起了。

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