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我在大宋整挺好

Author: 小生铁铁
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一个不太正经的人,写了一本不太正经的书,还取了一个不太正经的书名。 笑容只是表情、与快乐无关。就像搞笑,只是风格,与故事无关。 这是一个小人物穿越北宋末年的故事,带着点小无耻、没有远大的理想而且怕麻烦,一心想要讨一房老婆生十个孩子,可他偏偏有着自己的善良和坚持。 这本小说和文学没什么关系,和健康倒是有些关系。大笑时身体会有80组肌肉抽动,还可以帮助减肥、止痛、降血压、缓解压力和增加幸福感,还能促进平时很少运动的腹部肌肉。 天,我写的是一本多么有易于健康的小说,真想把书名改成“某某健康丛书”。 故事从晋州反贼田虎的儿子田十一,来杭州与方腊闺女和亲开始…… 架空历史,请勿对号入座。

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Volume 1 :和亲公子
Volume 2 :和亲公子
Volume 3 :布衣钦差
Volume 4 :摩尼之乱
Volume 5 :海盗奥利给
Volume 6 :扬名汴京
Volume 7 :真假谣言
Volume 8 :北上记
Volume 9 :胡马中原
Volume 10 :群魔乱舞
Volume 11 :兵出宁远
Volume 12 :天下大同

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