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乌尊

Author: 浮生默客
玄幻
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修行者的江湖风云起,风雨楼少年惊空出世。 惨剧血仇,生死博弈;玄门之争,妖魔大战。 看少年如何蜕龙重生,踏碎虚空,星辰大海。

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Volume 2 :大漠风云
Volume 3 :惊蛰
Volume 4 :太虚

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