3 「Chapter II: "Ah Sheyt!"」

「𝐅𝐮𝐧 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐭: "Christopher Michael Langan is an American horse rancher and autodidact who has been reported to score very highly on IQ tests. Langan's IQ was estimated on ABC's 20/20 to be between 195 and 210. Also known as the Smartest Man alive."」

「𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐲: "The First Draft of Anything Is Shit." - Ernest Hemingway」

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「???: "REJUISE, I ughh i mean REJOICE PEASANTS! I the great Author of this FanFic gives you one more Chapter... Damn this Rat Bite really hurts」

「???: "Anyways, My Grandma told me that the Rat bite me because it was hungry... I mean Motherfucker let's be real that Remi wannabe keeps eating our Food, I mean come on! And it's still Hungry?!」

「???: "Anyways... How the Fuck did a Rat bite my Toe you must be asking right now.」

「???: "Well Bitch i live in the Philippines that's why! Well i mean i was literally chilling at 3:50AM and this Rat was just like. "Damn you be lookin tasty doe" Crunch! Fucking Remi! I loved your Movie! Come on!"」

「???: "Anyways enought about me and my suffering, The Theme for this week if you didn't noticed is Imagination.」

「???: "Anyways. What is and what isn't real, That's the real Question for today's Chapter."」

「???: "Everyone has a different interpretation of things like for example, Writing this i can see myself in an Office, In an Tuxedo talking to an Camera alone in an Office. I said Office twice didn't i? Anyways.」

「???: "For you it might be different, Because i intentionally left ambiguity in this type of things like you won't see me and moving stuff like that, Now your Brain is filling in the marks like for example here."」

「???: "Fleix Hrap is my Poraoitgnst and i lvoe Panaecks anwyays hree's an eaxmple of Tpygolcmyeia."」

「???: "That's called Typoglycemia if you didn't know."」

「???: "I think this 2 is an different things, But anyways my Theory still stands strong, Everyone can interpret different things because of their Imagination, And because i intentionally left it ambiguous.」

「???: "Anyways the bite still stings, Fuck! Remi! Your bite stings! How the Fuck is that RedHead still alive?!"」

「???: "..."」

「???: "..."」

「???: "..."」

「???: "I think i remember my Auntie saying her Cousin died from being bitten by a Rat... Poor Bastard.」

「???: "Anyways, Why are you still here? Fuck off now can't you see i'm suffering from my Dumbness... Is that even a word?"」

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『𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝟐, ??? , ??? 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞』

『𝟎𝟎:𝟎𝟒』

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐏𝐎𝐕」

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Holy Shit..."」

An Message accidentally popped up and Felix accidentally clicked it, That's why he said Holy Shit.

『605-475-6961』

『WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY!』

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "That's an Threat, Yep that's an Threat.」

Felix was about to reply back, But before he could type anything he just realised one crucial thing.

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Wait a second... I don't own an Car."」

Felix smiled at his own stupidy and closed the message and went back to his... Game? Roulette Game? Whatever i don't care.

While Felix was busy with the Car Insurance Motherfucker's, The Roulette Wheel was busy and it landed on a certain question mark.

So when Felix went back to the Roulette Game, He saw an picture of an Muscular Man with an Head of an Ibis, Holding an Pen and an Fancy Book.

Yes this is Thoth of Egyptian Mythology, One of the most OP God's out their, Lets not talk about Indo God's.

『"Thoth God of Egyptian Mythology."』

『"Power's: God of Moon, God of Reckoning, God of Learning, God of Writing, God of Wisdom, God of Magic."』

『"Sub Power's: Invulnerability, Magic, Metamorphosis, Power Distribution, Superhuman Strength, Superhuman Speed, Superhuman Stamina, Enhanced Intellect, Size Alteration, Immortality."』

Felix read the whole list of Power's and Sub Power's and realised one thing...

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Wait... Do i get +1 in God of Wisdom then? Would i be like Sherlock Holmes then? That's kinda sick...」

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Oh wait i just realised, That i'm not an FanFic or Anime Protagonist or that kind of Shit...」

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Meh Fuck it.」

Alright Folks you might be asking, This Son of a Bitch named after an Female Slur is one of the Strongest God's of Egyptian Mythology? Well i dont know about Strongest but i'm pretty sure his Skills and Power's are OP that's why i added him.

Anyways, Lady's who are reading this, This is what 99% of the Men are thinking about whenever they are in either School or with you, They aren't thinking about another Girl. They're just asking stupid questions.

Anyways back to the Story, Felix's Phone then went to another Roulette Wheel this one having Name's on it, There's 16 Names going from.

『White: Template System, Learning System, Womanizing System, Pokemon System, Reward System, Broadcast System, Slightly Perverted System, Thief System.』

『 Black: Teacher System, Game Maker System, Manga System, Dick Sucking System, Taboo System, Harem System, Eye System, God Possesion System.』

Felix didn't bother to read and just decided to spin the Roulette Wheel, And wasn't able to noticed some of the Easter Egg's. A shame shame shame.

It seems Felix still sees this as a Game... Oh how wrong Felix is.

The Wheels Hand was anticlimactically about to land in Womanizing System, But anticlimactically it landed in Game Maker System instead.

Like one of those times when you think your about to hit jackpot but it landed in the worse prize in the Wheel? I mean Felix was about to hit Gold but found Diamond instead... So i think that's the opposite.

Anyways back to the Story, Felix's Phone showed the info of the said System in this case Game Maker System, Sorry mate i'm writing this Chapter's bit by bit so i have to read the last few lines everytime.

『"Game Maker System."』

『"Description: The go to System for Beginners who are aiming to be the best Game Developer in the Multiverse, Keyword MULTIVERSE. That's Multi with Verse, Though you ought to know."』

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "..."」

Felix then read the Systems Name and thought of another FanFic with the same name, Felix is kinda a slow Guy...

『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Game Maker System? Wait a second is this System's Name's all from other FanFic's?』

Felix then dismissed the Description of the Gamer Maker System. Not even bothering to read it, And decided to finally read the other System's Name's to confirm his suspicion.

But before Felix could read the other Roulette Slots Name's, The Website Felix was in directed him to another Website.

Don't worry this one isn't an Roulette Wheel it's actually an Multiple Choice Question, Like when your doing an Test theirs an A B C and D, But this one doesn't have an A B C and D sometimes E before the Question.

Anyways this one just have Multiple Name's in them alright let me list down the names.

『Star War's Universe』

『Sherlock Holmes Universe』

『The Batman (2022) Universe』

『James's Bond Universe』

『Disney Universe』

『Lord Of The Rings Universe』

『Hunger Games Universe』

『H.P Lovecraft Cthulhu Mythos Universe』

『To Kill A Mockingbird Universe』

『Barbie Universe』

『Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire) Universe』

『Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield) Universe』

『Batman (Christian Bale) Universe』

『American Psycho Universe』

『Peanuts Universe』

『The Great Gatsby Universe』

『Cats Movie Universe』

『Mario Universe』

『Pirate's Of The Caribbean Universe』

『Forrest Gump Universe』

『Popeye Universe』

『Spongebob Universe』

『Fairy Oddparents Universe』

『Silence Of The Lamb Universe』

『Back To The Future Universe』

『Rick And Morty Universe』

『The Godfather Universe』

『Disney Princess Universe』

『Chronicles Of Narnia Universe』

『A Song Of Ice And Fire Universe』

『The Wizard Of Oz Universe』

『Harry Potter Universe』

『Alice's Adventures in Wonderland Universe』

『Peter Pan Universe』

『Mary Poppins Universe』

『Smallville Universe』

『Gotham Tv Series Universe』

『Supernatural Universe』

『Marvel Universe』

『DC Universe』

『...』

Felix then skim through the whole list of Universe's, Not all of them doe. Anyways when he finally saw what he was trying to find aka the Marvel Universe he then stopped skimming.

Felix was about to hit the Marvel Multiverse Button, But that's not gonna happend this is an DC FanFic not an Marvel FanFic, Besides someone already has the idea of an Game Maker in Marvel.

And i love that FanFic so Felix sorry we have to compromise. OFF TO DC YOU GO!

Felix's Finger sadly slipped due to unknown reasons that would forever go unknown, His Finger then landed to DC instead.

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Ah Sheyt!」

Those we're the last words of Felix Harp before his whole room slowly become Black, Not Black Black i mean Space Black. And it would be late before Felix could comprehend what happend, Like i said Felix is kinda slow.

      「🎮𝐓𝐨 𝐁𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐝🎮」

「???: (Car Insurance Motherfucker's holding an Shotgun) "WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY!"」

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: (Falling in Space) "I FUCKING KNEEew itttttt!"」

「𝐃𝐚𝐨𝐎𝐟𝐂𝐨𝐩𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 [𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲]: (Using %1 of his Power due being seen as an blur) "It was me Felix! I planned everything!"」

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『"I got bored so i used real Phone Number's, Try calling them."』

『"Anyways did you know that i accidentally spoiled you last Chapter by saying Thoth... Shoot!"』

『"My Feet hurts... Its hard walking, And i yearn for Coca Cola and Fuck everything."』

『"Have you ever experience like listening to H.P Lovecraft and feeling powerful for once? Without any reason at all, I'm listening to H.P right now and for unknown reason i feel like an Noble living in an Luxurious Palace surrounded by Gold for no damn reason at all... Maybe i am truly crazy."』

『"Aight i just copied someone else's System but i think i'll change things here and their so i won't get my arse sued."』

『"Yeah i ughh, It's kinda ugh 7:43AM here and i didn't sleep for 4H i mean i woke up in the middle of the night and decided to finish this. Now i can't sleep without finish this Chapter... Anyways enjoy it's kinda sloppy doe."』

『"This is one Thicc Chap 🍑👋😩"』

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