1 The Reddit Transmigration

Simi Yi sat in his dimly lit room, the glow of his computer screen illuminating his face as he scrolled through the latest posts on r/CultivationMysteries. With a smirk, he typed out a clever comment, his fingers dancing across the keyboard with practiced ease. Beside him, his younger brother Sima Kai watched, shaking his head in disbelief.

"How do you come up with this stuff?" Sima Kai asked, marveling at his brother's wit.

Simi Yi grinned, a mischievous glint in his eye. "It's all about timing and a good dose of curses," he replied, hitting the 'reply' button with a flourish.

Little did Simi Yi know, this comment would change their lives forever.

As they settled in for another night of browsing Reddit, a strange sensation washed over them. The room began to spin, and before they knew it, they were no longer in Simi Yi's room but standing in a vast, mystical landscape.

Before them stood a figure cloaked in light, its voice booming in their minds. "You, who dared to curse a god, now face a world where your tongue won't save you!" With a dramatic flourish, the figure added, "But fear not, for I am not without mercy; I have bestowed upon you a cheat code (I think)."

Simi Yi and Sima Kai exchanged a bewildered look. "Well, this is awkward," Simi Yi muttered, realizing that their Reddit karma had taken a literal twist into a realm of magic and mayhem.

As they tried to make sense of their new surroundings, a thunderous roar echoed through the jungle. Both brothers fell to the ground, clutching their ears in pain, and lost consciousness.

After what seemed like hours, Sima Yi slowly regained consciousness. "Kai, speak to me," he said, his voice groggy.

"…F•ck you, because of your cursing, we're stuck here," Sima Kai replied, equally groggy.

Simi Yi chuckled, "Who would've thought a god would be browsing Reddit? I guess even deities have their guilty pleasures."

"Sigh, what do we do now?" Sima Kai sighed, looking around at their unfamiliar surroundings.

"Hehe, I will stop now" sima Yi chuckled.

"We follow the advice of the god and close our eyes. Let's see what this cheat code has in store for us," Simi Yi suggested.

"Fine, on the count of three, 3… 2… 1… now!" they both exclaimed.

To their surprise, when they opened their eyes, they were greeted by a sight beyond their wildest imagination.