1 Chapter 1: ¿Mom Sasori?

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* NARRATOR

A day like any other in the Akatsuki lair where everyone seemed pissed off by the screams of a blonde and an albino. Both of them fought endlessly ignoring the warnings of their teachers.

—Damn bitch! —Hidan yelled pulling Deidara's hair pulling hers as if they were both women and were fighting for the last available dress on their graduation day. The blonde showed a smile and then glared at him.

—NOW IF I KILL YOU! —He threatened, hitting his stomach freeing himself from Hidan's grip.

—Damn rat ... oxygenated —he complained hugging his stomach and giving him a look of fury. Three seconds before Deidara manages to explode a snake around the other Sasori hit the blonde blowing him out of the lair. I look at Hidan and with his chakra threads I also pull him out. He sighed tiredly touching the bridge of his nose from the migraine that those two idiots had given him. He really did not know how he managed to endure someone so childish as a companion.

At the end of the day the youngest of Akatsuki return with notorious injuries all over their bodies. Their cloaks were torn, burned and with the occasional bloodstain.

—SEMPAI! —Tobi jumped on top of him knocking him to the ground. Deidara let out a small cry of pain from the blow. Not because he had knocked him down hard but because of the wounds Hidan had inflicted on him.

LONG!his fist sent the masked man flying. He got up with a groan and felt a chill throughout his body. He looked in the direction from which that horrible gaze came, finding a Tobi being held by threads of chakra that were hanging him. The poor man tried to free himself by kicking and begging for mercy. Meeting Sasori's gaze, he felt his blood run cold. His eyes now had a darker reddish hue, much like blood and that psychopathic killer glow didn't help. He passed a bit of saliva over the sideways smile and the tic in his left eye.T-this ... Sasori-dannahis smile faded and he threw Tobi making them both crash against the wall suffocating them. Before they could take a hint of air, the redhead gave them a kick that took them out of the lair and since he was still furious he did the same to Hidan. He wanted to leave to continue the beating, but Konan got in the way trying to reassure him.Calm down Sasori, you know how they arewith a snort, he stood in the doorway, glaring at the three of them, who were in tears from the tremendous kick he gave them.They're going to be left out, ball of idiots! IF ANYONE ENTERS OR MAKES A SCANDAL I WILL KILL THEM!after saying that he went back in and the three hugged each other. Sometimes Sasori could look like the Anabel doll.It didn't take long for Tobi's torture to begin and the other two had almost no patience left for their crap.Sleeping outside is so much fun! Do not believe? Tobi is very excited!shouted the masked man who turned pretending to be some kind of dancer.If it were not for your fault, we would not be out moronDeidara already had a little vein on his forehead that stood out.

—LONG! —his fist sent the masked man flying. He got up with a groan and felt a chill throughout his body. He looked in the direction from which that horrible gaze came, finding a Tobi being held by threads of chakra that were hanging him. The poor man tried to free himself by kicking and begging for mercy. Meeting Sasori's gaze, he felt his blood run cold. His eyes now had a darker reddish hue, much like blood and that psychopathic killer glow didn't help. He passed a bit of saliva over the sideways smile and the tic in his left eye.

—T-this ... Sasori-danna —

his smile faded and he threw Tobi making them both crash against the wall suffocating them. Before they could take a hint of air, the redhead gave them a kick that took them out of the lair and since he was still furious he did the same to Hidan. He wanted to leave to continue the beating, but Konan got in the way trying to reassure him.

—Calm down Sasori, you know how they are —with a snort, he stood in the doorway, glaring at the three of them, who were in tears from the tremendous kick he gave them.

—They're going to be left out, ball of idiots! IF ANYONE ENTERS OR MAKES A SCANDAL I WILL KILL THEM! —after saying that he went back in and the three hugged each other. Sometimes Sasori could look like the Anabel doll.

It didn't take long for Tobi's torture to begin and the other two had almost no patience left for their crap.

—Sleeping outside is so much fun! Do not believe? Tobi is very excited! —shouted the masked man who turned pretending to be some kind of dancer.

—If it were not for your fault, we would not be out moron —

Deidara already had a little vein on his forehead that stood out.

*DEIDARA

—Don't be so bitter Sempai! This is very exciting —he runs around without noticing Hidan's leg that makes him fall, unleashing a laugh from the person in charge. I ignore both looking at a small leaf between my hands with a frown —This is a new reason for Sasori not to take me seriously, lately every time I fight him or Hidan tells me that I will never grow up and that I should start following Tobi since we both look alike. Something that makes me angry. How dare you say that to me ?! He doesn't know anything! HUM! —Tobi's scream takes me out of my thoughts, but I don't look at him.

—Look Sempai! I can throw a rock, he asked me which of the three will I hit if I throw it up —the stone rises and then hits me. I feel a hot liquid come out of the affected area and a murderous aura envelops me. Both boys shudder easily guessing what I'll do.

—Se-Sempai...ca-calm down Tobi is a good boy...Tobi did not want to hit him —

—You better run Tobi —Hidan mentions and the runner begins, but my beautiful clay figures with long legs capable of great jumps eventually catch up with him. All that is heard are several explosions accompanied by screams and apologies.

I stand up with my hands fisted and my jaw clenched. I start to walk without any direction lost in my thoughts —That damn puppet treats me like a child! Besides, he doesn't know anything about true art! —several minutes of cursing I stop at a small stream with crystal clear water that shines reflecting the silver light of the full moon. A really beautiful sight.

—Sometimes I wish he would take me seriously... —I let out a small sigh sitting up and hugging my knees without taking my eyes off the water.

—Hello young date —he turned me around at that voice, meeting a rather old lady with silver hair. I can tell that he is smiling tenderly. I look down a little, noticing that his clothes are somewhat worn, but I don't pay much attention to him.

—I'm not a girl! HUM! —she lets out a little laugh that bothers me more —Who does he think he is to come and insult me? —I puff out my cheeks in annoyance, glaring at her.

—But you are very tender when puffing up your cheeks —I blush a little, looking away with a snort.

—Not even a rabbit. What do you want? —

—Aren't you the one who wants to be taken seriously? —I look at her out of the corner of my eye.

—I don't know what you mean, hum —the old woman approaches the water. A small breeze comes along with several pink petals. These fall into the water, further embellishing the place and giving it a sweet perfume. The woman crouches down touching the water with her fingers, which takes on a white glow. Surprised he watched my countless attempts to get Sasori's attention. He which I admire more and more but despite mentioning it on one occasion ... I just ignore myself and take it from the game.

—This says otherwise —my chest pains and I look down—. You should tell him about your feelings young man. As a child you were never afraid to say what you thought. Why now? —

—Children are stupid and innocent ... that's all —I ignore the fact that he knows me and turn my back on him.

—It's true, they're braver now than when you were little, you couldn't get over them —our eyes meet.

—What is he trying to say? —

—A given that you are afraid of being a child again since you were very weak and you still are, in addition to being a coward —

—I'm not afraid of anything hum! —I turn on my heel and take a few steps towards her making my hands fists —I have enough with the idiots Hidan and Tobi, as well as Sasori to tolerate this decrepit! —

—Really? —

—Of course! The old woman turned around, but before disappearing into the trees she looked at me over her shoulder —

—I hope you know what you do little one —

—I AM NOT A GIRL FUCK! —her laugh ended up disappearing just like her —What a nosy and annoying old woman, although I wonder what she's doing in this place at this time of night, whatever, she's already gone so that's not my business —I dropped on the grass admiring the stars until I fell asleep while feeling a little tingling all over my body.

* ITACHI

The next morning a laugh woke me up so I walked to the kitchen to investigate the origin of it. A blonde hair moving from here to there was the first thing I noticed. The little boy laughed as he left several clay figures all over the place. I rubbed my eyes in surprise —Is it a dream? —

—Umm ... Deidara? —blue eyes fell on me—. I must still be asleep —I started to make a coffee but still felt that look on my back—. Do you know if this is a dream? —the little boy came up looking at me curiously.

—Blind —I let out a sigh and looked at him for a few seconds and then ruffled his hair with my hand in a tender gesture.

—How cute you are, you remind me of my brother. Since this is a dream, do you want something to eat? —the growl of his stomach caused the blonde's cheeks to blush with embarrassment—. I'll take that as a yes —

After breakfast I didn't wake up from this dream so I wondered if I was really asleep, but it couldn't be real. Deidara, turned into a child of approximately 6 years was something impossible. The very idea made me laugh and more his behavior as he took me by the arm and led me out of the den.

—You plan to do? —

—Wake up the other elders hum —

—You will explode the clay figures right? —his blue eyes sparkled with amusement —It seems so, but if it's just a dream, why not leave it? —

When the little boy made the position of hands the base exploded, of course he did not expect it to collapse —But how many figures has he put ?! —

—DEIDARA! —we both looked at the redhead who was on fire with a murderous look. I swallow hard and walk away from the blonde, after all he doesn't love me.

The little boy burst out laughing as he ran to escape his teacher who started setting fire to some trees during the chase. Kisame intervened, flooding the place with several laughs and Tobi took Hidan as a surfboard who grabbed his neck with the intention of killing him.

Kakuzu started crying over his dramatically shredded and wet money. Zetzu danced through the refreshing water that put out the flames. Konan and Pain were on the ground wet like all of us with expressions that only indicated that they would explode at any moment.

Everything was a total chaos, because after seeing Sasori take Deidara's clothes, Kakuzu joined to try to kill him which intervened stopping Kakuzu to keep alive the blond who couldn't stop laughing despite the notorious fury of his teacher. Deidara was either too stupid to realize they were about to send him to the afterlife or he was really a masochist.

—Help Tobi! Death haunts me! —None of us noticed the idiot of the group who collided with us causing us all to fall and that the little responsible will be released.

—Poor old men! —heir laughter was all that was Heard—. They are so stupid! —

—Who do you call oxygenated blonde old man?! —you should respect your superior! —Sasori attacked the boy with one of his puppets and approached to strangle him.

I got up and managed to stop him taking Deidara from him. I took him tight in my arms because I did not doubt that someone could kill him if he left him within reach.

—You are going to leave him traumatized, this is a scene of family violence —

—Not that we were married! —

—What the hell just happened?! —we all looked at the leader who didn't seem happy at all.

—Well...apparently Deidara is now a child of about 6 years —I did not know how they would take it or if they believed me but it was the most logical thing, also if this was not Deidara for what reason could he do the same as him and his similar were both.

—That does not justify that he smashed the base and most importantly! MY MONEY! —he really was a miser —Sasori approached with an indecipherable expression.

—After all, you took it very seriously to follow Tobi's idiot, didn't you? —the little one in my arms looked at him completely serious for a few seconds and his lips showed a wide smile.

—Mom! —we all started to laugh while the puppeteer's face flushed slightly, of course it was replaced by an annoyed expression. The blonde looked at Kakuzu—. Grandfather! —we all stopped laughing.

—What did you call me brat ?! —he aforementioned made his hands into fists. Now they were not small laughs but they were laughter and more from the albino.

—Grandmother! —we all looked at Hidan and began to shed several tears of laughter.

—Who do you think you call me that?! —Deidara smirked.

—It's not my fault you're so old —

—Now I'll offer you as a sacrifice! —Zetzu was next.

—Pet! —Zetzu gave him a hateful look. I was no longer able to hold the little boy and take the stomach ache from laughing, so I put him down and threw myself to the ground like everyone else —. Are you really blind? —Kisame approached —Sure is next —the blond smirked.

—Sushi! —Tobi began to kick with laughter and crawling with all his strength managed to reach us.

—And me?! —the blond put a hand to his chin thoughtfully and immediately embraced the masked man.

—Older brother! —a murderous gaze fell on both of them and it couldn't be anyone but Sasori, but he looked away to hide it.

Pain, who could barely breathe, got up with the help of a tree and when he managed to calm down, he began to speak, still holding his stomach with a few small laughs.

—Well, it's not time for this, we have to go and find out what happened to Deidara —the boy's blue eyes looked at him.

—Where shall we go slimy? —now it was his turn to control his desire to rip her head off. It had been a long time since I laughed like that. Konan put her hand on his shoulder to reassure him—. Slimy, are you the bitch's boyfriend? —everyone except Tobi had to hold Konan so he wouldn't tear Deidara's body apart.

I let out a tired sigh —This day will be very long —

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I know I don't know how to do the personalities of some but I try and this is just something that occurred to me to do, let's say I wanted to do a story with my favorite Naruto partners.

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