Chapter 4. Damn [Author] how I hate you! (1)

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[Disclaimer]: I don't own anything, this is purely a fanfic to pass the time.

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They always present reincarnation in various works, whether novels, animes, mangas, as the second chance for everyone, an improvement...

I honestly think that's bullshit, this is my second time being reincarnated and I don't see any improvement... well maybe just the part where there is no longer the possibility of being raped by a horse.

Well, let's summarize how it ended with me seeing the grave of this piece of shit who is my father from this life.

Firstly, I thought that this new life would be pleasant, you know, me with a system brainwashing every woman I meet including my mother while I live like a total depraved person.

It sounds disgusting, immoral and cliché, I know, but it was better than the life I was given.

To be exact, it was only three years since I recovered my memories of my previous life that my mother from this life died due to illness and I was only left with my father.

Many would think that this is where we would both support each other to move forward, but as demonstrated before never expect anything from life.

My father was a bearer of what I call the great Triforce. Alcoholism, Gambler and Anger, I don't know how many times I was used as his punching bag or how many bottles were smashed against my head.

I still remember how the first sentence I heard from my father was: "We should have aborted you while we had the chance!"

And my life would be summarized in getting up, starving, being beaten, eating what I occasionally find out of the trash, sleeping and repeating.

That continued until a few days ago, my father arrived much worse than before and was about to beat me to death, well seeing the cross in front of me you know how it ended.

But don't worry, he doesn't commit murder, from a legal point of view suicide doesn't count.

Returning to the present, I find myself at a big crossroads.

"What the fuck do I do now?"

[To be honest, your luck is still shit] -said Zell as he looked at me with pity.

"Tch. I know." -I couldn't deny the bastard that my luck was going to last much longer than he wanted.

"Well, let's see what's good about this shitty day."-I said as he stretched me.- "Zell, it's been six years, hasn't it?"

[Yeah! Now is when we reverse this shitty situation.] -Zell's mood changed so quickly that he made me doubt if the bastard suffers from bipolar disorder.

"State."- And after that something appeared that I always wanted to see in my second life.

[Supreme King of the Corruption System]

[Name: "León" García.

  Race:Human(78%)/???(22%)

  Age: 7 years (979 years)

 Titles:[Hound]

  Statistics:

 +Body:Level 10[Human](50%)

 +Mind:Unstable(10%)

 +Soul: Mortal(100%)

 +Energy:

 Skills:

 +Active Skills.

 +Passive skills.

Inventory:[97/100] ]

I looked at everything the system showed. It was pretty simple but I liked it.

"Why is my mind unstable?" I said as I looked at Zell on his "video call."

[Are you seriously wondering why?…]- Zell looked at me astonished.

"Well, I know I'm a little sick in the head but I don't think I'm someone unstable. "I'm saner than a lot of people out there." I felt offended by Zell's look.

[You know I'm not going to answer you.]

Although I can say that I am sick in the head, I don't think it is that bad. It's not like that [Crazy Voices]

'It's true, you're not that bad'

TRUE

very sure

'Zzzzz'

'Hey! Why the hell did we only appear in chapter 4?'

'It's the author's fault! He's not even able to set a publication schedule! Burn him!'

'Burn it! Burn it! Burn it! Burn it! Burn it!'

I shook my head at the annoying voices.

"And because it shows that I am something more than human?" - I looked strangely at my race that is in question marks.

I remember that my second life, according to the analysis they gave me, I am 100% human. So that means that in this life my body is not normal...

Now I regret killing my father, this bastard might have known something...

Turning my attention back to the system, something else caught my attention.

"Why is the inventory almost full?" - 'I wonder if, apart from having a shitty life, I had a system that was also broken.

[What?... What the fuck!?] - Zell's face looked alarmed after having discovered something.

"What's wrong?"—I was confused by Zell's actions.

[Our things are here!]-He said happily as he raised his arms.

At Zell's words my mind once again focused on the inventory. If what Zell said was true…

"Zell takes out the white gold coins." – A part of me was anxious for it to be as I expected it to be.

A spatial rift appeared in front of me which I recognized from always seeing it when Zell used it.

Nervous, I put my hand in and then pulled out... a handful of gold coins.

"Ha, my luck isn't that bad."-I looked at the gold coins in my hand.

It was white gold, a type of currency with greater value over different types of currencies, that is because in the Organization where I worked, this type of currency was used as a payment method, especially other entities also used it as such.

"Zell, are all our things here?" I asked him while still marveling at the coins in my hand.

[ Yes and no. To be exact, the things I saved before going on the last mission are here.]

After saying that Zell began to list each thing that was in my inventory.

"Bless the damned [Storyline Armor]"

It had weapons, clothes, potions, money, food and various items. But among all things there was something that I was most glad to have.

"Blessed bracelet M.P.S."- I said while looking at a bracelet with a futuristic aesthetic.

This bracelet was something they gave you when you joined the Organization, it was used to obtain information about the world where the person wearing it was located and other things.

"Activate location."- After those words the bracelet began to shine and then emit a hologram with information about the world where I was.

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Theme World: Demonic Curses.

Code:0503201803122018

Will of the World Type: Semi-automatic.

Maximum Strength Level: Level 07 (Big City)

World Level: Medium-High Level.

Supernatural Energy: Cursed Energy.

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Basic information of the World:

In this world there are entities known as humans (non-sorcerers), sorcerers, demons and curses.

It has a type of supernatural energy known as [Cursed Energy], it arises in almost all humans but only some are able to control it, being known as sorcerers.

As for those who are not able to control it, they end up expelling it, creating curses or cursed spirits.

Demons arise from the fear that human beings are sorcerers as well as non-sorcerers. Unlike curse spirits, demons depend on fear to become stronger.

This world has another dimension where demons live known as [Hell], those demons killed in it will be teleported to [Earth] and vice versa.

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The smile I had on my face slowly began to disappear, seeing that my luck was still shit to see what kind of world I was reincarnated in.

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Your luck is still shit.] - Zell laughed at my misfortune.

In all my time living in this world I had heard of demons occasionally causing massacres, I had especially heard about the recent incident caused by [Gun Devil], that demon that caused one of the largest massacres in the shortest amount of time.

But I didn't know that there were other beings besides demons that could try to kill me. And above all there were sorcerers in this damned world.

Whats Next? Some kind of fucking demon king?

With this new information I decided to be more careful with what he did.

I now consider my system to be garbage for this type of world.

What I do? Do I seduce a demon? It's not like there were demon women out there. What I know about demons is that their appearance is anything but attractive.

As for witches, part of me doesn't want to come into contact with them. My experience with entities that fall into the [Sorcerer] category is really bad.

The last one I had contact with almost killed me for "accidentally" stealing a book from him. I didn't even want to steal from him, I just borrowed it, except I didn't ask his permission and I didn't warn him either...

Well... maybe I'm a bit of a kleptomaniac... at least I can be proud of not being a racist or a pedophile.

"Zell opens the system welcome box." - Now I just have to do that to really start this new life.

If [Author] wants it, I hope he gives me something OP right off the bat. Or better yet, he eliminates all my enemies and ends this damn story. Make something productive in your life, you bastard!

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[Congratulations on Opening the System Gift Box!]

[-You Have Obtained Three Titles: Dark Protagonist, Lolimancer and Milfhunter]

[-You have Obtained a type of Supernatural Energy: Cursed Energy]

[-You have Obtained an Innate Cursed Technique.]

[-You have obtained a Passive skill: Mental Corruption]

[-You have obtained an Active skill: Fourth Wall]

[-You have Obtained a manual: Hercules Method]

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I started looking closely at each reward. But I was horrified at the shitty title I got.

[Title:Lolimancer]

[Description: "Hey hey little one, do you want some candy?" Come to my house so I can give you one. shhh…don't tell your parents"

The number one enemy of child protection organizations is here.

Advantages:

-Entities in category [Loli][Girl][Daughter][Loli slime] will be attracted to the user.

Disadvantages:

-Entities that feel love towards the entities [Loli][Girl][Daughter][Loli baba] will feel an instinctive hatred towards the user.]

"First of all, what the fuck!? and second, WHAT THE FUCK!?"- I screamed at the top of my lungs when I saw the damn title that the fucking system gave me, but I could still hear the laughter of that bastard fairy.

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Damn I can't stop laughing! HAHAHAHAHAHA!] -She had never regretted so much that Zell didn't have a body to hit the bastard.

"It's not funny!"

[HAHAHAHAHAHA! Calm down Lolicon! Should I bring you a girl so you can relax?!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA]- Zell laughed again while pointing his finger at me.-[HAHAHAHA. I always found it strange that you never put your hands on several women we met but now I understand it . The ones you like are the ones that are minor and illegal.HAHAHAHAHAHA]

Ignoring the fucking bastard, I think I should clarify that NO I have an attraction to brats.

I prefer mature women or schoolgirls and although considering my true age my tastes are considered illegal, I don't care.

 One of the rules of the multiverse is that if you are strong you can do what you want, so the laws don't matter much.

But I'll never lay my hand on a brat.

Never. I swear on my life.

As I took the oath I focused on the other title that lifted my spirits.

[Title: Milfhunter]

[Description: "A wise man once said: The more wrinkled the raisins are, the sweeter the fruit."

The husband's terror has arisen. He runs away and hides your wives, because when they get in your way they will fall into the hands of the "Milfhunter".

Advantages:

-Entities of the [Milf][Wife][Housewife] and [Mother] categories will be attracted to the user.

Disadvantages:

-Male entities romantically related to entities in the [Milf][Wife][Housewife] and [Mother] categories will feel hostile towards the user.]

"I finally have something to be happy to have." – I was happy to have a title that I had no reason to be ashamed of.

[That's not fun. The finishing touch would be if he had a title called King of the Furros. With that you can proclaim yourself as the most repulsive being in the multiverse.] - The joy with which the bastard spoke was annoying.

"You're having fun, aren't you?" I looked at Zell exasperated.

[Clear! Who wouldn't have fun making fun of a protagonist and system user?]

I took a calming breath before doing something stupid. I refocused on my rewards.

And what I got was a surprise because of the title that seemed to have no relation to any type of female entity.

[Title: Dark Protagonist]

[Description: "In the void the Beast feeds on the earth! The crow honestly flies over the coals!

The one who steals luck and destiny.

He was one of the beings that existed during [Warning: Classified Information].

Advantages:

-You can steal another protagonist's [Story Armor].

-You will feel attracted to female entities destined for a protagonist.

-Female entities that belong to a [Plot] will be attracted to you.

-You can take advantage of any opportunity for a protagonist.

-In a battle against a protagonist you can cancel their [Story Armor] if they are at the same level. If not, a [fate test] will happen, where both beings will fight without luck and destiny on their side.

Disadvantages:

-You will be forced to have character development and a canonical event.

-Your enemies will have increases in power and intelligence.

-The entities known as [Guardians][Heroes of the World][Heroes of the Multiverse] will be hostile by nature towards you.

-Entities known as protagonists will be hostile by nature towards you.]

I was shocked to see the advantages of the title [Dark Protagonist]. In my lifetime I have never heard that title...

'It has great advantages but at the same time it has great disadvantages. ́- It was a fairly balanced title.

…but I am concerned about that classified information. For now I will continue analyzing this title, it would be nice if I had a chance to try it.

Now I will focus on the supernatural energy it possesses… Something I must say is that the only supernatural energy that I have my own experience with is [Ki] and [Mana].

This [cursed energy] caught my attention a lot, not only because it was the type of energy that was in this world.

At the time of receiving this energy, the system also gave me a summary of what it was and how to handle it, but only up to a beginner level, the rest is on me.

An energy based on negative emotions… this type of energy is not so strange outside this [world]. I have seen other types of energy like that, like an energy based on will, hopes, love, dreams, etc.

But well, from the little information that the system gave me is that [Cursed Energy] is quite difficult to handle if you do not have good control over your emotions, since it is something similar to electricity, it is volatile, sporadic and volatile.

Cursed energy has various uses depending on the system. One of them would be to strengthen the body to increase strength, agility and defense, another would be for the use of cursed techniques which are exclusive to each individual or clan, it can also be used to curse but the system did not specify what. way that curse served.

It was something like the information that the system gave me, I feel like it was too little... a part of me feels that the system gave me only little information to motivate me to investigate... or maybe it was the damn [Author].

Returning to the topic of [Cursed Energy], from the information the system gave me I can deduce that sorcerers may be divided into clans.

How many are there? Who are the important ones? What is their level of strength? Are their values the same as that of families of sorcerers from other worlds?

Several questions are running through my head and I feel like I'm going to get a damn migraine. But hey, that's not my problem... I'll leave it to the Lion of the future.

Look, the bright side is that the system gave me an innate cursed technique, but for a strange reason it doesn't have a name.

The good thing is that at least he told me that he does this technique which is based on slashing attacks, and is divided into two types: [Undo] and [Break].

While analyzing this strange technique, I remembered something.

"That damn old man didn't tell me that his [Home World] had something called cursed magic…" -I muttered while remembering my conversation with someone troublesome.

Maybe it wasn't related at all, but it was so I'm really screwed.

"According to what he told me, that world was quite strict with its sorcerers and that there was a being so strong to be considered a demon king that he had the power to cut everything around him." -I looked again at the system screen in front of me. .

I feel like something problematic is going to happen, but I don't know what it is.

"Well. I'll worry about that later." Postponing my problems, I returned to my analysis of my rewards and now looked at my abilities.

[Fourth Wall]

[Description: Hey! What are you looking at me?! I'm just a simple reader! And you're a damn fourth-rate character!

-Protection against mental and analytical attacks.

-The ability to #$%!$!"!$" !"$!"$!$

!$"!$!"$!$!$!

-…

Warning: Mental and spiritual capacity is very weak to be able to use this skill perfectly.]

Wow… I don't know what to say about this ability. Part of me is curious to know the maximum capacity of this ability.

But I know I shouldn't be impatient.

But looking at it closely...[Fourth Wall]...

Ha. I just need to have a lot of beings watching and telling me what to do with my life to be the cheap, Latin American version of Kim Dokja.

Although knowing that this is a novel and there are readers, it could well be, right?

´I say yes´

'Hey, we should get us a pet regressor. ́

'Better if she's a busty girl.'

No. Better have a big ass.

'Breasts.'

'asses'

'Breasts.'

'Asses.'

'Shut up animals. We all know here that lolis are the best. Her childlike beauty and that sense of danger is the best.'

'…'

'Go to hell lolicon!'

Yeah! Down with the loliconeros!¨

'Down with the government! Down with the government! Down with the government! Long live me!'

I massaged my forehead because of the headache those bastards were giving me, for some strange reason they are more active than before.

Concentrating, I looked at the most cliché skill I could obtain as a system user.

[Mind Corruption]

[Description: I am the most desired ability by degenerates! Praise you, dirty heretics!

The ability to contaminate the mind of any male or female entity. Make them fall into total depravity or absolute madness. It is up to the user how to use it.

Warning: Mental corruption can bring out the darker side of any being.]

The skill [Mental Corruption] until now seemed the most normal. Honestly, I was happy because having too many good things gives me a bad feeling.

And finally I looked at the last reward, [Hercules Method] sounds quite powerful having the name of a Greek demigod known for his strength.

But still, why the hell does it appear this way?

[Hercules Method.pdf]

All I need is for them to force me to create an account or pay them. While pressing the screen I started reading the pdf.

'Interesting...it's practically a manual to become a natural killer, if I could say so'

'Besides, they don't ask for much more than your time and determination.'

After a quick glance, I came back to reality.

"Well I think I started in a good way. You don't believe it Zell."

[Yeah. But now that we're talking, wouldn't it be better to stop ignoring it.]-Zell said as he looked at a specific area.- [That thing came here since you started talking to yourself about the cursed energy.]

Where Zell was looking was a strange little animal.

BRUMM! BRUMM!

I heard the sound of a chainsaw after which I looked closely at that thing.

"A demon?" I looked at the creature that was approaching me.

"Woof! Woof!" - the little demon barked at me but I didn't move.

I watched as the strange chainsaw dog fell to the ground while panting. After seeing him like this for a while I went over to see his condition.

"So you're hurt... huh." -The chainsaw dog had a wound on his stomach where he was bleeding profusely. - "But that gives me a good idea." -I said while smiling at the demon dog.

While the dog closed his eyes as if accepting his death, I moved my hand towards his mouth. Sensing my presence so close he opened his eyes and looked at me suspiciously.

"Bite me. I know that demons can be cured through the consumption of blood, if you don't want to die then drink." - After which the dog looked at me and after a moment of hesitation bit me. - "But my blood will not come free, "This is a contract, just as I saved you, you will save me okay."

For a strange reason I said those words... it was as if something had forced me to say them...

´how weird´

Turning my gaze to the dog demon, I saw from his gaze that he accepted my words.

'Well I guess I'm still lucky. Now I have a demon as a pet

…

..

.

After signing my contract with the little demon I found myself walking around the city with him in search of a demon.

After thinking carefully and discussing it with Zell. We decided that the best option to make money was to kill demons and give it to the Yakuza.

You will ask yourself. Why not use the money I have? And the answer is very simple. Because they will kill me when they see the money.

From their point of view I am a defenseless child, if I take out money to pay the debt they will simply kill me and leave with the money. If I pay in installments, there is still a possibility that they will kill me, and I couldn't explain where the hell I got the money to pay them.

So I decided that the Demon Hunter path was perfect for me.

"But it's quite ironic... I went from a mercenary to a demon slayer." - It seemed that my destiny would always be related to murder at the end of the day.

"What do you think, do you have any objection to my plan to use you to murder your people?" - I said to the little demon who was following me.

"Woof."- the demon answered me.

Although I feel like he told me: "I don't care."

When I have my life resolved I will look for a psychologist. The moment you start to understand what animals say? It's where you need to rethink how good your mind is.

"And tell me if you have a name or something, calling yourself Demon, Dog or Saw Dog sounds offensive."- I told the saw dog.

"WoofWoof!"

"I see so they just call you Chainsaw Demon. Too long… how about I call you Firulais."

"Woof."

"Pluto"

"Woof."

"Jake the dog"

"Woof, woof! WOOF!"

"Hey, calm down, you kiss your mother with that mouth, I simply told you the best names I thought of."

And so I continued my argument with the chainsaw demon, while the people around me began to walk away from me for talking to a... Dog? Demon? Both?

[Hey. And why don't we call him Pochi]

"I don't know, it sounds too simple. There should be a better one."- I spoke dryly to Zell.

I felt the little demon's gaze on me with doubt.

"Woof!"

"Ah" - Apparently he's asking who I'm talking to. - "I'm talking to an annoying fairy inside my head."

"Woof!"-I saw how the bastard walked away from me, while he looked at me with pity.

… I do not know what to think.

While I was doubting my life, I crossed an alley and then I heard a scream...

"Kyaaa!"-Kya? Seriously, who shouts like that nowadays?

"Let's go Growlithe."-I said as I started to run along with the little demon.

"Woff!"

"Don't complain about your damn name now!" I complained as we got to where the scream was heard.

If my luck is still good, then when I arrive what I'm talking about is a beautiful woman being assaulted by a petty criminal. I'll step in and start my fantastic fourth-rate romantic comedy.

Unfortunately, as someone once told me, dreams never come true.

What greeted me was neither a sexy mature woman nor a schoolgirl who had breasts that were too big for her age.

No, what I got was a damn brat who looked like she was a year younger than me.

And what attacked her was not a murderer, a thief, hell even a damn lolicon was better than what was here.

A demon and a very ugly and big one.

And from the fresh sanger stains on the floor, it seems there was a recent murder. With all that said I know what I should do.

´very good. I just need to back away slowly and ignore what's happening.'- I said while backing away slowly, but the [Author] hates me.

"Woof!"- I watched in horror as the chainsaw demon barked at the demon.

To which he caught the attention of the girl and the demon.

´I'm screwed up´

"Help me please!" - shouting the brat, although I honestly don't know what she expected, what the hell she expects me to do against that.

A being similar to a giant slug, it had a human mouth and nose on its face, although due to its size I calculated that it could swallow an entire child in a single bite. It had four tentacles, which at the end had an eye, each of which had a mouth with sharp teeth.

"HAHAHAHA! He's another child! Another child!"

"The blood of children is the best! The best!"

"Great double prize!"

"Then let's find a baby to end the day well!"

Perfect is the first demon he fought against and it's one with fetishes towards brats.

From its size and shape I figured it was slow, but again my luck proved to be shit.

Suddenly, the Slug Demon, as I will call him, had four insect legs coming out of his back. 

"Shit!"-Grabbing the little demon he jumped dodging the charge of that thing.

PUMMMMM!

Crashing into a nearby wall the Slug Demon got stuck. Leaving the chainsaw demon on the floor again I took the opportunity to move towards the brat who caused all this.

"You are able to move." Kneeling down I looked at his condition.

"I-I didn't sprain my ankle. P-Please don't leave me."- the brat held on to me to prevent me from leaving her.

Wow, how dramatic.

"Woof."

"I know damn it. I don't plan on leaving her after all this" - I turned around, showing my back to the brat.

"Get on quickly."

Looking at her out of the corner of my eye I could see how the brat blushed at my proposal.

"Move quickly or I'll leave you with that thing!" - the damn Slug was already about to leave.

"OK."

I felt the brat's body too close to me... 

Because my first experience with a woman is with a brat. I don't know if she should laugh or cry.

[Lolicon stop enjoying having a brat on your back and concentrate.] - Zell's alarmed scream brought me back to the present.

Although I wanted to, I still had to hit him for calling me a lolicon.

I held the little demon in my arms and the brat on my back, and he made a strategic retreat.

"He's running away! He's running away!"

"He wants to play catch! Catch!"

"Let's play! Let's play!"

"Let's count! Let's count! 3! 2! 1! GOOOOOOO!"

I heard the footsteps of the damn slug on my back.

"Damn fucking luck!" I screamed as I ran for my life

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[Author's words]:

I'm back. First I have to say, I'm glad to anyone who reads this..

I'll be honest, I don't have much time to write, the most I have is 30 minutes every three days. But I will do my best to continue this fanfic and also the other fanfic I made reacting to Mobuseka.

Many thanks to anyone who has decided to take the time to read the nonsense I write.

Now I'll go to sleep. Good night.

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