403 Wild Man [#2]

Laxus had a hard time adjusting to the new information... He and his fellow companions of Fairy Tail were asleep for 7 years trapped inside Tenrou Island after the Acnologia Dragon was dead set on destroying it. Thanks to the first guild master they were able to survive the attack, but now seven fucking years went by. "Laxus~" Fried clung to him, much to his annoyance as the other members of Fairy Tail danced and played their songs to celebrate the return of the strongest members of Fairy Tail. A serene and soft violin sound played as many people danced and drank, and as the fifth Guild Master of Fairy Tail, the old guy Gildarts saw fit to simply look at Laxus for a moment before he let out this guffaw, drinking more of his beer before saying: "Hey, Laxus, you're a member of Fairy Tail again."

Which was how he got back to the guild. And why, right now, the Thunder God Tribe was clinging to him much to his annoyance. "Get off!" Laxus pushed Fried's head away from him, but the green haired guy held him with all his strength. Soon a drunk Evergreen and Bickslow began to spin around him chanting "Laxus! Laxus!" over and over again, much to his annoyance. However, his annoyance could not hide the small smile that grew on his lips over the incessant adoration of the small trio of friends he had. Soon other members of Fairy Tail were trying to get him to dance with them or something similar, but he just watched from afar and sipped on his ale- He suddenly felt a large and powerful presence behind him, he thought that maybe it was Erza or Gildarts, but when he tilted his head back to look, he was met with a familiar man.

Tall, really tall- About 7'5 in height or more, Laxus was never sure. Extremely muscular too, his body was very well defined. Thick arms that looked like enormous tree trunks, a wild and unkpet dark black hair that draped down like a long cloack behind him and a pair of bright green eyes. "Found you~" A massive grin spread open on his lips as Laxus easily recognized the only one who he ever lost in a really humiliating way before. Contrary to his belief, the man was not completely naked, but instead wore these tight green pants that did almost nothing to hide his naked body, making him look way more enticing than if he was just naked. "Little Blondie!" Every single member of Fairy Tail was confused as to who the new guy was, but they all were only confused about Laxus' reaction.

He got red, from head to toe.

"Y-y-y-y-you." Stuttering nervously, Laxus got up and patted his hands against one another to get rid of an unseen dust: "W-what are you doing here?" He never felt so nervous before. Maybe it was because of the night they spent together, but Laxus is pretty sure his entire body felt hot... Like, he was getting set on fire or something, but in a good way. "I was looking for you." The big man grinned, his sharp teeth pulling back much to Laxus' thoughts about the scar he had on his shoulder, of a really large bite: "You left without saying anything..." He sounded momentarily hurt by the words he said, and before Laxus could even ask what he wanted, a small blond head popped out from the guy's hair, almost as if it was this thick blanket. "Mom!" The little kid called out, making everyone stop dead on their tracks.

Two more seemingly just appeared out of nowhere, wearing these green dresses that were clearly made out of plants. The big man simply grinned as he lowered himself, letting his arm rest on the ground to serve as a slide that the kids took to get down from his tall body: "You didn't even meet your kids... This is Enika-" He held out the little girl with wild blond hair, her bright green eyes and large grin made Laxus think of his younger self for a moment before another kid was presented to him: "-this is Erik-" Erik looked a little more like the big tall man himself, a stoic expression on his face that could barely hide his happiness: "-and this is Eron." The last kid he was shown was another boy, who just jumped on top of him, laughing and chuckling like a little bird.

There was only silence.

Silence that was broken by Natsu, that screamed: "LAXUS GOT PREGNANT!?"

It was like a domino effect. Everyone just quickly reacted, approaching the three kids. Fried looked almost shocked to see this all, he looked back and forth between the big guy and Laxus before he said: "...shall we make a test?" He drew out his sword and quickly wrote a few magical runes on the ground that surrounded Laxus: "This barrier here can only be passed by the ones who share blood with Laxus-" Before he could finish his sentence, the three little kids easily ran back and forth between their father and mother, easily bypassing the barrier he made to test their blood relation. Falling to his knees, Fried looked almost shocked that his magic seemed to recognize the blood relationship between the three kids and Laxus-

What did the old man think of this? Well- Ah, he was passed out, foam coming out of his mouth. Oh well, it was a little bit of a surprise it seems...

"Mate, where have you been? I've been looking for you ever since our children were born, and you..." Enkidu huffed, annoyed foe a moment. His large hands easily picked up the little blond dragon slayer before putting him on his shoulder. His little three brats ran like wild monkeys and easily climbed his body, going to their mother: "Mom, mom!" Their excited little words echoed out as the trio spoke at the same time to a frozen Laxus.

He just stood there...

"What the fuck is happening!?"

-Scene Cut-

"So... You're my grandson's... lover?" Makarov tried to wrap his mind around the fact that this big beast of a man was the father of his great-grandkids. The three little monkeys hanged from their father hair, playing with each other in a showcase of impressive strength for their age, seeing as they just held themselves there and would swing towards one another from time to time while the big wild man - "My name is Enkidu." - just stood there, expressionless. "Well, we did have a night of furious passion, if that is what you're asking." With a deadpan face, Enkidu looked down at the small man as he said that, much to the shock of many around. Laxus just kept a hand to his face as he tried to keep the blush from spread over his body, but nothing really helped.

"A-a-and that's the result!?" He pointed at the little girl hanging from Enkidu's long hair, clawing at her brother. Literally, seeing as her arm suddenly became a spotted furred arm, her nails becoming claws as she swiped them like a cat towards her brother who hid behind their father's thick hair, jumping out suddenly with his arms being suddenly turned into wings that he used to fly and land on their father's shoulder, perturbing the quiet Eron who was there for the longest time, just grooming his father's hair by braiding it. "...they're adorable."

Enkidu grinned: "Thank you. They do carry many of my traits, but they have the cute face of their mother." Grinning towards Laxus, who tried to keep the stoic face had, Enkidu easily appeared behind him in an impressive showcase of divine speed. "And you, my little one... Come meet your children properly." Extending his arm forward in front of Laxus' face, Enkidu smiled as his three babies walked towards his arm. Enika had this strong monkey tail that she used to hang from Enkidu's thick arm. Erik lifted his leg to scratch his ear like a small cute dog, his feet toenails grew a few inches as he scratched away these small fleas that flew out of his body, making Enkidu let out this "Huh" sound as he began to pick the fleas with his fingernails and magic. Eron just sat down on his dad's arm, looking at his mother with a soft smile. "Kids, introduce yourselves."

"Hi mom!" Enika grinned, her cute little tail poofed out of existence, letting this small cloud of magical smoke. She fell, and Laxus reacted on instinct, catching her: "I'm Enika! 7 years old. I like big cats and Dad!" She began climbing her mother's shoulder, easily sitting on his shoulder and began to fiddle with Laxus' bright golden hair. "Oh, I can also turn into a squirrel, wanna see?" Much to the little girl's disappointment, her father huffed and let out this soft growling sound that she answered with a purring growl of sadness: "Daaad... What do you mean I can't?" Enkidu just chuckled softly as his other hand patted Laxus' hair as he said: "The last time you tried that, you got stuck in a tree for three hours."

"Hi mom, I'm Erik!" The little boy slithered towards his mother with his lower body in a pale golden snake body, rubbing his cheek on his mother's cheek, a soft smile on his lips: "It's nice. You smell nice. Dad smells nice. Family!" A small grin stretched across the boy's face as Enkidu let out this gurgling laugh like a certain black dragon known as the Fury of the Night, expressing his amusement at how his clingy son reacted to his mother's scent: "Daaad... Mom smells way better than you said he did!" Enkidu just huffed, letting a little of his upper body - his enormous bahonkadonkermahorkers, aka, his massive pecs - rest a little on top of Laxus' head as he said: "Well, his scent in my memories pales in comparison to his actual scent..." A long and slick tongue licked Laxus' cheek, much to the tall blond guy's shivering arousal.

"...Eron." The shy boy softly whispered, his hands and arms turning into a pair of wings that he used to hide his face. "Pup, what's wrong?" Enkidu's head got closer to the small boy's face as his neck stretched, tilting to the side: "You always said you wanted mom to sing for you and play with you, right?" The shy boy lifted a little bit of his dark purple feathers to look at his dad and mom, his face red as he looked at them with wet eyes: "...dad...cuddle?" His shy boy had anxiety problems, and he was doing very good seeing as he normally hid from crowds, but he accepted coming out of his hiding place within Enkidu's thick hair to meet his mother.

"Of course pup." Enkidu slowly moved, letting Eron, Erik, and Enika rest on their mother's arms, Laxus looked quite overwhelmed to have three children on his arms that all acted like spoiled little animals, rubbing on him and scent marking him. The big animal himself stretched, his body leaning down as fur exploded out of his body as it began to shift. Taking the for of an enormous black lion-like beast with two enormous tusks and a spiky tail, Enkidu stretched out and lied before the mother of his children, saying in a deep and heavy voice: "Come now..." His three children ran, jumped and landed on his body, fading into his thick furred body. Their three little heads popped out as they looked towards their mother.

"..." Laxus stood there awkwardly for a little while.

"Dear?" Enkidu called: "Come."

I mean... he invited him. Laxus hesitated for a moment before he laid down on Enkidu's fur, being hugged by his children... That was a weird thought.

But a cool one.