13 Ch.13

"Oi, Pops, Are you home?!" I am met with silence, I walk further into the cabin and see a note on the fridge.

[I'm off on a non-alcohol rave with my buddies from AA. I will be back in a week or so, Don't hurt yourself and make sure not to burn the cabin down!]

I laughed and walked away entered my room jumped on my bed and promptly fell to unconsciousness.

That night I dreamed of big-breasted woman crushing me in their voluptuous bosoms…

[The next morning…]

"Dude what fucking kid hits puberty at fucking eight years old!" I shouted staring at my bedsheets.

I pinch the bridge of my nose and smile slightly. Well, at least that means I am totally going to be one of those people with deep voices and facial hair. I am probably going to end up pretty tall too.

However, I do have to wonder if my puberty has something to do with the fact that my Werewolf quirk pumps me with testosterone even in my base state… Nah!

On the bright side now I can fap! Haha! Finally, the best thing a man can do has been returned to me! Mwahaha!

And do you know what? Why not indulge myself…

[AN- I am NOT going to describe an eight-year-old fapping. I have standards, I can kinda imply it but I ain't Stephen King, even though he was totally on drugs when writing IT, but however, writing about ten years olds gangbanger a girl is still fucked up man, I think we can agree on that.]

I tossed the used toilet paper into the toilet and headed to do my vigilante work with a pep to my step.

[3 hours later.]

"Come on man didn't the last guy send a message not to mess with me?" I said with a sigh. Why? Because another hero was currently in front of me I can't be arsed explaining his crapy ass costume, imagine Superman but less cool without the S and replaced by a generic water symbol.

My eyes glow a menacing purple as I watch the guy send a high-pressure water blade at me. So they know that they can use more force on me thanks to my resurrecting quirk as the threads keep fussing about.

Man, I can't wait until I am sixteen I am totally going to fuck a couple of main characters like Momo or…. Miriko (Insert the no horny meme).

I let the blade cut my head off and I turn to dust, soon as I come back with an Ice quirk…. Okay, this shit is overpowered. If this was a fanfic I bet the author was probably using me to vent some steam and relax.

The Ice Quirk was basically like that guy from the Redestro army that can turn water into ice and control it, I can do that in a smaller amount like a small lake where that guy could flood an entire city with ice.

I freeze the upcoming attacks from the pressure, that's what he called himself by the way. And sent it back to him after a one-sided speed run he was sprawled out on the street.

Thanks for the cool ass quirk buddy have a good nap!

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(AN)

Here take this 4 am 500-word chapter.

Bye!