1. The hell do you mean by stars??

"The stars are quite beautiful tonight."

"STARS?? Are you high?? Everything's dead, how can there be stars??"

"I mean these stars."

At the horizon of the abyss. Thousand of shimmering lights started to appear until it surrounded the two entities.

"Bah! those won't last an eon or worst.. a second"

Every single star dissipated in an instant like a candle being blown.

"See?"

"That's because I erased them, You idiot. Why are you so grumpy today?"

"Im an Immortal with nothing to live for! I have the right to be grumpy!"

"You're the one who wished for it!"

"I didn't know some dumbass will grant it!"

"Dumbass? whose the dumbass who summoned me??"

The first entity let out a sigh and calmed itself Down.

"Okay, WHY are you actually mad? I don't want us NOT communicating. You already did that eons ago, were you didn't talk to me for a couple of milleniums."

"OH, is this because of my ex? You also have a couple of ex's it's not a big deal."

"Not a big deal?? You mentioned him or her or it during Intercourse!! Saying: "Ohh, You're better than my ex" Who says that during sex??"

"I don't shout my ex wifes name while doing the ■■■■ on you, do I?"

"You probably did, we just forgot about it because it was a long time ago. Also I was complementing you."

"Comparing your husband to your ex is not a compliment. Also you mentioned you've been with him/her/it for a millennium!"

"And? That's just a blink of an eye for both us right?"

"My relationships last for 30yrs tops, 50 if I'm lucky, your my longest by a margin and YOU know that!!"

"Whats your point?"

"My point is... WOMAN!"

"You know I have no gender right?"

"YOU'RE MY WOMAN!" The Immortal exclaims angrily.

The entity blushed.

"My point is... tell me this things... or better yet tell me everything about you..."

"We've been together a couple of eons now, We even saw the last star die together but I barely know anything about you. Yet you know everything about me... It makes me feel... lonely"

"Alright... I'll promise to tell you everything about me."

"Okay, that's just what I want... thank you."

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"Hey."

"Yeah?"

"Can we do it now? I got kinda turned on remembering what we did last night..."

"Hmm... Not now."

"Why?"

"Someone's observing us, A couple of them actually."

"Really?? there's people here?"

"HELLO! ARE YOU THERE??"

"We can't interact with them silly. They are very far away."

"They can't interact with us either..."

"They can only observe."

"Oh. And here I was... excited to see new faces. What are they even observing? There's nothing here..."

"I don't know. Us maybe?"

"Us? what's interesting about us?"

"I don't know."

"Hey."

"Yeah?"

"Can you make those stars again?"

The endless void filled again with glimmer.

"They really are beautiful."