55 Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen
This is my favourite chapter so far in this story. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
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(3rd Person POV)
Toji is currently walking around and looking for ... some fun. He is terribly bored as his plans are ready and he just hopes to fight someone when he sees something that could be interesting. A figure appears next to him and they look at each other.
"A Sternritter.", Toji says with a stern face.
"A Captain.", the Sternritter says.
The Sternritter has a child-like appearance, with messy blond hair, youthful features, and red eyes.[4] His attire is a variation of the Sternritter's typical white uniform, consisting of a loose trench coat featuring a hood and a high collar. All in all ... Toji had to respect the Sternritter for his style.
"Not bad ... I am impressed at the drip. Who made your attire?", Toji asks still very seriously.
"I did. You like it?", the Sternritter asked with an equal amount of seriousness.
"Indeed."
The pressure rose between the two ... they both narrowed their eyes and then...
... they clasped their hands together and smiled with a face-splitting grin.
"Hahahaha" "Hehehehehe"
"So good to see you." "So good to see you."
"Are you here for the fun?" "Are you here for the fun?"
"Me too." "Me too."
"Sooo ... should we do it?", Toji asked the Sternritter.
"Indubitably.", he answered.
"Hehe, let's do it then!", Toji said and unsheathed his Zanpakuto.
"Shape the world, Jūtai no Utagaki.", Toji released his Zanpakuto and the Sternritter took his hands out of his pockets. And then ... the area around them began to change... into a stadium of sorts, with many people sitting there. Like one that you would see in Basketball. And the two sat there with headsets and microphones and turnable chairs. They saw the figure approaching from the air and the three Shinigami below and so they started their commentary.
(Picture)
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"Hahahahaha" "Hahahahaha"
"And we are at capacity here tonight at the Quincy vs. Shinigami Blood war.", Toji began.
"Thousands of fans are ready to binge drink for any amount of time and I'll tell you what ... I can't wait.", the Sternritter said.
"Hi, I'm grown, buff man Toji Fushiguro."
"And I'm child, frail boy Gremmy Thoumeaux."
"That's right Gremmy. And we welcome you back to our coverage of the fight of the night, between Sternritter the Superstar and his small retarded friend James and the 11th Division 3rd Seat Ikkaku Madarame, 11th Division 5th Seat Yumichika Ayasegawa, and 9th Division Lieutenant Shūhei Hisagi."
"I don't think you are allowed to say that word on live ... fanfiction."
"Oh ... well I guess we can cut this part out in post."
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"If you're just joining us, we have witnessed a massacre here tonight as the Quincy keep demonstrating how truly complacent, the Shinigami have become."
"We can see the Sternritter, taking the first approach, by jumping through the air and trying to hit the three below."
"Oh, spectacular. The Shinigami with an impressive dodge, managed to get out of the strike zone of the Mexican Luchador."
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"Not bad for an undercard, boys!", Superstar says as he climbs out of the hole he just created, "I commend you!"
"We're not an undercard, you masked meathead!", Ikkaku screams.
"We're going to rip off that mask and take a look at that disgusting face of yours!", Yumichika adds.
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"Ohhhhh" "Uuuuuu"
"What a start to this fight between the ball-chinned Quincy and the three Shinigami.", Toji says.
"And right with the racist comments. A low blow indeed.", Gremmy adds.
"But look at that, Superstar is not even fazed by this and just takes this as a challenge. Truly a professional, wouldn't you say."
"Indeed."
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"Oh? A one-round 3 vs. 1 deathmatch to peel off my mask! Sounds fun!", Superstar says and then continues, "Hey James! Ring that gong!"
"Hey!"
*Ding*
"Come on!", Superstar says and stomps on the ground, creating a shockwave.
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"And with that, we are officially off, the vigilante has just asked his prepubescent fan to start the round by ringing the bell."
"What a clever use of a fan."
"Truly. But look at that, the Shinigami are the first to attack. The two members of the 11th Division jump and attack the Quincy with their weapons."
"A surprise start into this fight, but what is this?!"
"Oh, it would seem that the Mexican wrestler has caught both the blades ... with his HANDS!!!"
"What a show of dominance."
"I quote here: 'Trying to defeat a superstar while hiding your powers is ... impossible!'. The Superstar says and slams the two into each other. Then he throws Yumichika into the nearest building and uses the stick to swing around Ikkaku."
"But look?!"
"It would seem that 9th Division Lieutenant Shūhei Hisagi decided to enter the fight as well and used his Zanpakuto to wrap around the Superstar's arm. Effectively stopping him from throwing Ikkaku away!"
"Talk about impeccable timing."
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"It would seem that the fight is turning to be in the Shinigami's favour!"
"Yes, they are using their teamwork to attack the Superstar and even manage to hit a blow in his face!!"
"What a fight, ladies and gentlemen, that we can witness here tonight."
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"That was an incredible explosion just now."
"Two spiritual pressures vanished. One belonged to an enemy, and the other was ..."
"Captain Komamura ... Damn it!", Hisagi says and is just about to run forward when ...
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"Oh, what is this?"
"It would seem that the small round fan of the Superstar is crying at his side and calling his name."
"A tactic perhaps?"
"We will see ... aha he calls for round two. What a delusional little fellow."
"Yeah, it doesn't seem likely that the big guy should ... what?"
"The Superstar ... begins to glow. Is this the famous uno-reverse card we have been hearing so much about?"
"It must be, just look at the spectacle he is giving us."
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"Okay, James! A superstar always gets a second round!", the Superstar states as he stands there proudly.
"I thought you said this was a one-round match!", Ikkaku says.
"The bell, James!"
"Yes, Mister!"
*Ding*
"Quit fooling around.", Hisagi says as he prepares for the charge.
"I'm always serious!", the Superstar says and runs through them, hitting all three into the air. Then he jumps up and kicks as well as punches all of them to the ground again. As a final move, he crashes into Hisagi with his elbow.
"One! Two! Three!"
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"What is this!!!"
"What a spectacular second round this was. I can say with certainty that I was NOT expecting this."
"Truly we are treated to an amazing fight."
"But what is this? He thinks that he has finished off just about every Captain they could verify."
"... It would seem that the Superstar is not the brightest tool in the shed."
"Oh? A chain wraps around the Superstar's arm again."
"It would appear that is the last effort of Shuhei Hisagi."
"Wait ... he pulls the chain and then ..."
"Owwww" "Oh my"
"A lariat right on the Schnoz, that's gotta hurt. Little chance that man's neck is not broken right now."
"But he's not done yet. He lifts his foot to stomp down on the Lieutenant but then ..."
"Another foot stops it. Oh my, look who it is."
"It's Captain Muguruma. A badass entrance as per usual."
"I think we aren't done with this fight just yet."
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"Are you with these boys?", the Superstar asks.
"Captain of Squad 9, Kensei Muguruma. I'm the captain of the sleeveless one there.", Muguruma says.
"A captain! How wonderful! Ordinarily, you'd make an extremely worthy adversary, but I'm afraid I'm on my way to investigate an extremely conspicuous fallen object.", the Superstar says.
"Come now, don't say that. You have two captains you can take on. I think we're quite excellent adversaries if you want to make a name for yourself.", Rose says.
"Oh?", Superstars asks and then does a backflip to stand on a pile of rubble, "In that case, come at me!"
"don't worry, we won't take too much of your time.", Muguruma says.
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"Ohhhhh snap."
"What a statement. Claiming that they will fold this man in half! Amazing content right there."
"The Superstar is dealing with more pressure now, than a submarine."
"Haha indeed."
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"Welcome back to our coverage of the TYBW between Superstar and the Shinigami."
"If you're just joining us, it has been a rollercoaster of an evening. The Quincy are up 3 - nil. The winner of this fight will be ... the one that survives..."
"And we're off, Kensei Muguruma has activated his Bankai outright and is ready for the first confrontation."
"The Superstar shoots towards Muguruma with his two legs outstretched. That man literally has two cannons for his legs."
"Yes, he does."
"Here he goes and ohhhh. The cannons have fired and been blocked by the 9th Division Captain like it is nothing."
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"What is this? Unforgivable. Was that idiot truly defeated by such a stupid move?!", Kensei says and then punches Mask in the stomach, forcing him down on his knees.
Mask is holding his stomach and has his eyes almost popping out. Kensei goes towards him and holds him by the coat.
"You must be in a lot of pain. My Tachikaze is a Zanpakuto with the ability to explode the hit. My Tekken Tachikaze is a Bankai that can imbue my fists with explosive power. The moment my fist touches the opponents ...", Kensei says and punches Mask once again in the stomach, delivering thousands of explosions, "... that explosive power will be infinitely infused into their bodies."
Kensei shoots Mask de Masculine away and into a building.
"It looks like there is no need for me to turn up.", Rose says.
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"OHHH, what a performance from Kensei Muguruma everyone."
"Take a gander at this replay. The way Kensei blocks the initial attack and then delivers his own blows, is nothing short of perfection."
"Mask looks a bit worse for wear right now."
"Yes, that's quite a wound he has there. Little chance that man's ribs are not broken right now."
"Probably, but wait ... the small man with glasses is once again on the move."
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"N-No way ... Please don't lose, Mister. Mister!!!"
"Yare yare ... Because the enemy is too useless, making us the bad guys.", Kensei says.
"N-No, captain ...", Hisagi tries to say from the position he is at right now.
"What? You're awake?"
"You have to deal with the little one first.", Hisagi tells his captain.
"Please stand up, Superstar!!", James screams and once again the process begins.
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"Oh my, the mask once again begins to glow, telling us that he is powering up like last time."
"There he goes, he jumps down from his position he was at before, appearing behind Kensei and then ... Ohh he punches Kensei directly in the nose and sends him flying."
"But he's not done yet. Another monstrous fist smashes against Rose and shoots him off as well!!
"It is not over yet. Kensei is already back on his feet and ready to go. He shoots himself towards the Superstar and ... what happened?"
"It would seem that the Superstar has gained enormous speed and he was able to surprise the Captian in the air with not one, not two and also not three, but four attacks to Kensei's body!"
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The Superstar appears in front of Kensei.
"Star Eagly Kick!", the Superstar says and knees Kensei in the stomach. Then he grabs him by the head and headbutts him.
"Star Headbutt!"
Kensei tries to retaliate with his Tekken Tashikaze, but ... Mask catches his hand. He raises his left hand above his head and then brings it down on Kensei's arm, breaking it in half. he doesn't stop there however as he punches him to the ground.
Kensei lies there full of pain ... but it's still not over. Mask descends from the air with his knee in front, crashing into Kensei's thorax and ending his participation in this fight.
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"Nooooooo he didn't. The superstar just completely destroyed the Captain of the 9th Division and that was after he made all of those badass comments as well."
"Kensei looks as though he could be praying."
"The peaceful visage, of head trauma."
"Let us feast on the sweet nectar, of instant replay."
"Wonderful exchange here, just complete beat down."
"Masculin's knee flies right up to Kensei through his block into Kensei's awaiting stomach, back away only for his fist to come right back to Kensei's face like an obese homing pigeon!!"
"But the man doesn't stop there, he takes the attacks of Kensei's Bankai like they're nothing and casually breaks his arm and smashes him to the ground."
"And finally to that man's whole career, he comes crashing down with his knee, into Kensei's thorax!!"
"This is what we came here to see, ladies and gentlemen."
"The crowd absolutely loves this man. He can do no wrong."
"Kensei will leave this battlefield today, knowing he gave everything he could ... if he leaves at all."
"Yeah, it doesn't look like it."
"Is this the end of the Shinigami in this fight? Have we seen all they can do? Or will this be-"
"Oi, Gremmy! What are you doing with a Shinigami? Don't you have a job to do?", Mask de Masculine interrupts the two's commentary.
"What are you doing Mask? You can't just interrupt the commentary like that. We are working here."
"Some people ..."
"Tell me about it. But we also have good news! Because right at this moment, James the weird little round man has just been IMPALED by Rose!!"
"It looks as though we might indeed get another round in this fight."
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"James!! How dare you hurt a fan who did nothing wrong? You horrible person!", Superstar says to Rose.
"My dance party doesn't allow loud spectators. This is an opportunity that Kensei worked hard to create, and I can't let it slip away.", Rose says as he activates his Bankai.
"Alright, let's start. Bankai: Kinshara Butodan."
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Kinshara Butodan expands to form a large pair of floating hands, with one holding a large conducting baton, and several large beings with petal-shaped protrusions on their faces before Rose, each of which is missing the centre section of their torso from the groin to the chest.
"Kinshara Butodan is a death dance troupe, and the entrance fee is your life.", Rose says.
The death dancers surround Mask and turn blue.
"Today's first performance, Sea Drift."
Rose has the figures surround his opponent and spin around until they create a whirlpool of surging water. Mask gets the impression that he is drowning.
"You will join the sea whirlpool's melody, singing the song of pain and fear."
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"Second performance, Prometheus.", Rose says and then has the figures generate fire in their hands before engulfing Superstar in flames.
"Impossible. How could a Zanpaktuo be able to control both fire and water at the same time? All of this is a deception!", Masculine says.
"That's right. My magic is a deception. Anything that can manipulate people is deception, regardless of the time. The burning magma is the earth's rage. Let the footsteps of despair be heard."
Mask De Masculine is suffering from burning and is screaming loudly.
"What I have control over is music. The deceptive melody in your ear will gradually control your heart. When the deception takes control of your heart, you will not only be burned, but you may also suffocate. Okay, the final performance is the best fit for you.", Rose explains.
"Third performance, 'Ein Helden Leben'."
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Rose stops ... he is surprised because Mask has his fingers in his ears.
"Even if you block your ears ... what ... did you puncture your eardrums?"
In the next moment, we see the Superstar smiling widely and then firing Star Flash at a stunned Rose, leaving a star-shaped hole in his abdomen.
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"Very anticlimactic."
"Truly. What an interesting move to just tell your enemy the trick to your powers."
"I did not know this technique before. I thought it was something that was normally used in JJK to make your technique more powerful or something, but here?"
"I guess that concludes our commentary. I think it's time for you to shine Gremmy."
"Huh, I guess you're right. Wouldn't want to be left out."
"So that was it, Ladies and Gentlemen. Thank you for joining us at this spectacular event with a bit of a sad twist at the end."
"Good night everyone." "Good night everyone."
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For all of those who want to see Toji do something, you will get what you want next chapter. Also your disapproval means nothing to me.
