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" Navi? Where the F*** did you threw me this time?! "

Well what could go wrong when you have streak of bad-luck from your childhood. Orphan.....(meh regular route.) Step-parents taking your inheritance money. (Ok, It's getting a little annoying now.) Leaving you alone, cuz you don't have money anymore....(Again..... betrayal route, most common in Xanxia plots.) No money to buy Markiplier's Onlyfans Subscription. ༼⁠.´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽ Get Masturbate-blocked by your travel companion appearing out of a TV from which you gonna watch some Hentai. (Bro wanna fight?) Finally getting robbed of that Hentai pen-drive at death, who turned out to be your step-father. (...........) This is story about a wanker who soul bounded with a being outside of 4th wall. Now he can visit any universe, faceslap anyone & even loot a whole planet. Cuz why not, when you have power, you have authority over lower beings. So why not to dream about challenging Solomon on the conquest of harem. This is a story of a beginner Harem King. The Pokemon master. (⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠) A/N : I don't own any characters, events or places depicted in this fanfiction. MC : Sigh* I still regret, you could have given me a proper travel companio- Navi!? The f*** where are we now? What!? Your mum gey~ The heck did you sent me this time!!

NoThigh_NoLife · Anime & Comics
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A new world. Navi!? Where did you steal this from?

"Ah fuck, now where we are? And the fuck is wrong with this body." He commented as he found himself in a new body dressed in a very traditional attire similar to those Chinese manhuas/animes related to Martial Arts. And I found myself in a shed, "What type of place am I?" I said out aloud.

"I don't think she would sent me at a cultivation world right? Not a chance hehe....fuck me!." He said while lamenting his zero luck and got out of shed and went near the well to take out some water. With a bucket filled water he watched his reflection.

"Hmm this body has similar features to my past life. Is this what we call our variant in different world? And why do I have such feminine features like such white jade like skin.

I guess I have to find her to know more details." He said before observing his body then he slightly opened his trousers.

"Ah.... still there, still there... phew~. For a moment I thought she would gender bend me!" He sighed in relax checking his snake was still the same long and thirsty.

Then he tried to remember his past life of this body, maybe he was bastard son or a prince of a backwater clan.

{A/N : Nai wa~}

"What happened ah..... fuck!" He was trying to remember when he felt a huge headache making him grit his teeth. There was lot of information going through his brain which later make him barf near a bonsai plant. "So that's how it feel when huge ton of information is injected in brain. HAIYAAH! it's feel like shit. Definitely don't wanna do it again...." He made a mental note.

"My name is Hàorán Kyou. I still have the Kyou which would help me remember my past life. I'm orphan in this world too? And I have joined a sect called High Heaven Pavillion, somehow they were accepting some cannon fodders. So yeah, I joined as life as a begger was death itself, cuz this world is ruled by the strong. It's a sin you're powerless and maidenless!

Fuck this is really a cultivation world. I began training here two years ago and now I have reached this cultivation stage 'Tempered Body Fifth Stage', is it my cultivation level is it good, bad or mediocre?" He recalls his past life.

"It's so-so for a beginner." A feminine voice appeared inside from his shed. He went inside to find only a censored Bonsai and a bed.

"The f*ck was that voice? Am I tripping? Wait ..... wait a censored Bonsai! Navi!? Is that you?" He asked while looking at the Bonsai.

Then it talked, "Obviously it's me, quite a number you did on me just now. But jokes apart hah! hah! hah! (Heavy breathing) I'm really not good in that type of play." She said with her sarcastic voice.

{A/N : Then why're you panting with that heavenly aheg*o expression.}

{Navi : Shut your trap A*****! Don't make me come to your house! I'll fabricate a P-D-F case over you!}

{A/N : Hiccck....sorry not that please. I've just repaired my door!}

"Why didn't you appear earlier?" Kyou enquired as he felt someone has pranked him again.

"Well, I don't really wanted to explain your past life memories and all. While I wanted to prank you but it failed in midway hah! Hah! (Heavy breathing).

Anyways from now on this world be our main world. As you can see it's a cultivation based world where you can grow in power progressively.

My powers are Time manipulation which help me sneak in different worlds, dimensions or universes without any fear. Don't worry I have many plans for you hehehehehehehehe.

Well you have got my Time Manipulation ability by binding with me but you can only use it as a beginner.

For now you will get a cultivation technique from me that is 'Demon Mystic Tome'." She said handing him a black book.

"The fuck is this, you have still time to prank me. Anyways where did you get this blank book?" He asked checking the book as he couldn't find anything, when a purple glow occurs and something changes.....

{A/N : It's the mf Fate. What will happen to the mc of this world!}

{Navi : Cuckolded probably! Heh, it's not NTR if the mc isn't aware of the maidens.}

{A/N : Poor Mc #NTRed}

"Ah, I mysteriously found it when I got out for a walk teheeee! (Hehehehe..... fucking Destiny* always makes me wet🤤.....)" She said while smirking.

{A/N : Why to search for an Cultivation Method, when you can find it in next doors.😈}

After the glow disappeared Kyou could see something was written on that blank page.

[BLOOD IS CITED, THE GOLDEN BODY DESCENDS, NOT A MIRACLE BUT AN IMMORTAL, PROUD GOLDEN BODY, RULES THE FENCE, INDOMITABLE SPIRIT, WILL IT DESCEND!

INDOMITABLE SPIRIT WILL IT DESCEND!]

"You just have to put some blood drops on it and you will see hehe." Navi made a strange giggle.

After finding a random rock, he made a small cut in his palm and dropped the blood on the book.

The blood got absorbed and a purple vortex was formed, soon a golden glow descended. A skeleton appeared out of nowhere and got absorbed into his body making him curl with pain.

"Aaargh! Aren't there any Anesthesia in this world! It hasn't been a day one yet!" He yelled and fall down grabbing his body while Navi observing him like a test subject.

"Looks like you're better." She smiled listening the hellish yells.

Kud* Kuduk* (SFX : Bone cracking sounds) Kyou woke up and cracked his bones, "I don't feel any pain anymore, what was that by the way." He asked looking at Bonsai Tree.

"It was just a hologram don't worry hehe. Now you're ready for this world. So, let's go to another world!" She said while changing to her Normal fairy ball like appearance.

"Wait, but why did we need to remain in this world when we could already went to next world?" He asked as he didn't get it.

"Oh yeah I didn't tell you about our goal right? HEY! HEY! HEY! IT'S YOUR FAV HAREM KING!!!!, MY VOW IS TO MAKE YOU THE FAMOUS HAREM KING IN THE MULTIVERSE!!

As you can't handle more than 10000+ wives without using time related abilities or clones in which former would feel bland and later would feel like Ntring yourself. So we will travel into different worlds and sent your genes around the multiverse." She said excitedly pulling his collars.

"I get it but what would happen to this world? And the world I'm visiting can't I take my harem members with me?" Hàorán asked even though he had transmigrated he was still a simp. His priorities were straight, Get Power << Get Harem.

"You're really an idiot. My powers are time manipulation, I can stop the time of this world. And about your harem it's your matter. You can visit the same world as many times you want. It's your decision if you want to take them away from their memories." She said while sighing.

"So, wouldn't I get some system or status which would tell me how powerful I'm?" Hàorán was still curious if he could haggel more.

"You really are a dumb bitch. Fuck those emotionless bitches who would send you to death quests. When I can send you to despair just by talking with you." She said with a creepy smile.

"W-well, I'm okay with it. So where are we going?"

"We will go total blind." She said taking out a children knife made up of plastic and cut the space. "Let's go what are you waiting for?" She said jumping akin to middle schooler and passes into the space warp. Which Kyou also followed.

At a distant shed a person named Yang Kai. "Wait where's the strange rock I found in mountains? I always kept it as a pillow." He tried to search the whole shed but he couldn't find out.

"Who would steal a black rock anyways, sigh I have to search another rock for my pillow." He said before getting busy on his morning practice.

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A\N : You could already guess it's an AU of Martial Peak. Now it's his main world which would help him in dabble in concepts and laws.

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